furk mcgrabble

I don't have the heart of a poster, I have the heart of an old man with a pale blue vulture eye under my floorboards and it won't shut the fuck up

an ai doctor just told me I have a prostrate plug where two liters of pee is stuck

local politicians fucking LOVE ai

a whole movie? I was watching a 5 minute overview of a synthesizer, that’s a whole different vibe

Pennsylvania courts say court-appointed attorneys should act “expeditiously” to secure new trials for clients who believe they were wrongfully convicted. Our records review found delays as long as 19 years without a single court filing. with @inquirer.com

This should be an open and shut violation of the Fourth Amendment, but the Patriot Act blew that door wide open and we haven’t had a congress with the integrity to shut it since.

I think they should go ahead and make nikki press secretary. why not at this point? the briefings are meaningless and at least this way we’d get to hear some wildly out of pocket responses

made the pilgrimage to micro center for the first time ever today and amidst the many wonders there was one above all else- they had a stylophone. why?? honestly I should have bought it but left with the 2 32gb micro sd cards, as is custom

I need book recs. all sorts welcome

some days you log on and everyone is inexplicably talking about the cheesecake factory. again.

been watching a lot of blue lately

takeaway from the elizabeth holmes documentary: men are terrifying

disclosure day every shot looks like it’s about to zoom out to reveal it is a ‘shot on iphone 17 pro’ commercial

been a while since I was as excited for a new book as I am for Public Access Afterworld

walking, saw a guy coming towards me in a “100% american socialist” shirt so I was preparing a hell yeah got him. only to get jumpscared as the 0% in front of socialist came into view

my question is when are we going to start building green-hills-zone-ass roads to make use of the dumb car

ah fuck I started my day in media res. I have no clue what's going on

been really bizarre basically watching super eyepatch wolf go through almost exactly what I went through at 12 I.e. eye issues. reliving childhood trauma through an irish streamer is strange

living in a city rules because when you for little walks you get to hear a baby crying through and open window followed by the most 4-year-old older sister voice imaginable going “what’s wrong baby” and it’s cute as hell

been slowly playing through alan wake for the first time and I really want to like it more than I actually do

my best friends mom introduced me to jim’s work when I was about 16 and afraid I was going to go blind. he was bright spot in a dark world, and he made that darkness feel less oppressive

it is so wild that I can get a youtube ad that is just “hey you dumb pig you should bet on weather today”

reggie dinkins getting a second season makes me very happy, as does learning hundreds of beavers (a 5/5 movie) is now on dropout

sometimes I am struck by the memories of posters past. I hope they are doing well

can’t believe there’s huge job openings for both apolitical streamer and leftist youtuber in the same week

um,,,alright?

made it to my next round of botox, maybe my head will shrimp exploding now

it’s times like these where one must ask themself: is it time to get into a new pick 3 roguelike?

This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.

you rarely hear rappers say the word ‘vagina’, but mike jones gave us that out of the kindness of his heart

accidentally telling your doctor every time you go to the bathroom you have a 6 on the kinsey scale

you think that micro sdcards are so small that you’d really have to try to break one in half. you’d be wrong! you can definitely do it by accident!

been offline a lot this week dealing with cat stress and I have no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about. this is the way god intended us to live

I am in a constant state of needing microsd cards. this state does not seem to get updated no matter how many I buy

a random art just opened the door to my therapists waiting room, reached in, and adjusted the thermostat- an old school brass number that you turn- for 30 seconds then retreated and closed the door

super girl: really bad. I know everyone knows that already but wow. somehow worse than the terrible netflix movie we watched yesterday

well, it’s officially the best resident evil movie ever made

welp, the dumb orange finally blocked so he’s hospitalized. that’s just what happens when you’re born orange, i’m afraid

can’t believes we got a new tom AND a new jerry this week. what a beautiful world

Real baddies don’t use AI

my cat is so high from his bup, he’s loving it

‘cum is not social media’ is a beautiful sentence. my brain could never have pulled that from the ether