Kyle Schwerin

For all my new followers, here's what you're gonna get, in order of likelihood: Me being pessimistic about my sports teams Reactions to sports Me being positive about my sports teams Leftist Propaganda Pictures of food my wife made Clowning about Taylor Swift stuff Normal things Enjoy 😂

For those of you watching the World Series pregame show, where Mariano Rivera is talking about the struggles of Panamanian people, keep in mind that he and his wife actively hid the fact that a young girl was continuously sexually assaulted at one of their camps.

lol go fascist get cut, or whatever the saying is, Butker.

I'm done with Cade Mays, dog. He's whiffed on every single run block in this game, and now he causes a fumble on his own teammate.

Us Lions fans are going to learn really quickly that Cade Mays really sucks at run blocking.

The Bengals were down two scores at halftime and now are rolling out their 50 year old backup QB because they're up by so much.

It's gonna be funny when the Colts draft Arch Manning and it's just more Daniel Jones.

Maybe choosing the Jets as my D/ST to stream this week wasn't a good idea.

Back in the 90's, if you tried to make any customizations to your food at a fast food restaurant, the person working the counter would shoot you in the face.

I can't do this trend because cell phones didn't even have cameras on them when I was 18 lmaooooooo

You all know that this doesn't mean AIPAC isn't still giving money to candidates, right? They're just going to be allowed to do it in ways that aren't publicly reported. That's all that is happening.

Has anyone told her this yet?

"The Lions need Ben Johnson"

If Joe biden's head split open and a bunch of macaroni and cheese fell out, he would have still been a better president than Trump is now

I need the next season of The Diplomat right nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…

I changed from Google Maps to MapQuest recently, because Google is a bunch of fascist dicks, but MapQuest is DESTROYING my phone battery when I use it. Like 20% for a 15 minute trip.

So Alberta is voting to remain as part of Canada, but then is also voting to approve almost all of the questions that would make them........not part of Canada, basically? lol

Everything is different. Because everything is shittier. Literally everything has undergone shittification since COVID. Whether it is worse quality product for the same price or HIGHER price, worse quality product IN A LOWER AMOUNT for the same price OR HIGHER PRICE. Happening to *everything*.

They're here to put us, and the Guardians, out of our misery.

In my big money fantasy football dynasty league, I offered a guy Dak, Ollie Gordon, and a 2028 1st for Swift, Parker Washington, and Juwan Johnson (I don't have a backup TE behind McBride). He countered with Bo Nix instead of Dak. Yes, please.

The first game of the season being at 3 PM on a Tuesday afternoon is one of the dumbest things ever.

Whoever said it was okay for Hurts to GET ON AN INTERCONTINENTAL FLIGHT and then PLAY IN A FOOTBALL GAME with a KNOWN BLOOD CLOT after TELLING HIM HE CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE OF SAID BLOOD CLOT needs to be fired in to the sun.

27-8 feels like a crazy score to have never happened before.

My undefeated fantasy team that has been riding a Derrick Henry + Jonathan Taylor RB duo this year is not doing well today.

I feel like we need to throw a bigger fit about the fact that the NFL virtual measurement takes longer than the chain gang measurement did.

An hour away from kickoff for the Anchor-Bone Classic! #13 Grand Valley State hosting #1 Ferris State. @espnbillc.bsky.social with a mention of it in his preview this week!

Leaked audio of Mike Rogers calling on Republicans to use off-duty police officers to intimidate voters in Detroit in an attempt to manipulate the Michigan Senate race:

I worked exactly one day in a college food hall, cooking and then scooping soup in to bowls that students could come grab. I said afterwards that I was not doing it anymore. I could not handle that life. I literally can not be standing in the kitchen with that heat lolol.

Natalie is gonna carry the diaper bag while Katie has to actually change the diapers.

SCARAMUCCI'D

ANCHOR-BONE CLASSIC MENTIONED! The most intriguing part to this year's game is the fact that Ferris has won 36 straight games, and the D2 record is 40 (2005-07), held by this week's opponent.....Grand Valley State. Might be the last stand against Ferris before that record gets taken by them.

Is my T1D brethren Garrett Mitchell about to win an NLCS MVP?

some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from

This being in the hallway at my work feels like they're trying to get me fired. They don't know what I'm capable of.

Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.

alex debrincat now has the chance to make the funniest trade request of all time

Oh my gosh, @pablo.show actually bought the other automaton bird that Kelly Clarkson refused to even look at. This is incredible.

I'm tired of this whole idea with reality TV. Stop putting the same people on multiple reality competitions. It's annoying that people literally are making careers out of being on multiple reality comps. Let normal, actual, UNKNOWN people go on to compete for an opportunity for life-changing money.

Fun fact: According to David Samson (former Marlins exec), Victor Mesa Jr. was only signed by MLB because the Marlins wanted his brother, Victor Victor Mesa, and to get him to sign, they promised to also bring in his brother, Victor Mesa Jr. Turns out, Victor Victor stinks. Victor Jr rocks.

Ossoff (and democrats at large) need to understand that whether you win by 1 vote or 100 million votes, it's a win either way and both should be fought for equally hard. Implying "we can't enforce the results if you don't make it obvious" is not acceptable.

Out of the five generic meds I take every single day, four of them are made in India, and three of those four in facilities that have had inspection issues, including one with major inspection issues. Cool cool coooooooool. 🙃

Holy cow the White House Press Secretary has never done public speaking before.

It's insane to me that every week there's a new exposé on Hasan Piker, a Twitch streamer who something like 10% of the nation has ever heard of, saying Democrats need to "answer for him" liking a handful of democrats. Meanwhile, Kid Rock and Donald Trump are campaigning with multiple republicans.

The thing is, though, that this means the marketing campaign is working lol

Looking forward to all the NFL think pieces today saying that Ben Johnson can't get it done without Jared Goff. Oh, wait. You mean to tell me we won't get any of those today? Weird.

I understand Mark Andrews has had his share of issues on the football field over the last 9 months, but I don't know that blaming him for not catching a poorly-thrown ball 2 feet over his head with a defender draped on him is criticism he deserves lol

I just simply don't understand, when there's so many good baseball color analysts out there, why John Smoltz has a job. The guy who hates baseball more than anyone not named Rob Manfred.

Also this is why the single most impressive thing I've ever seen a baseball player do was when 36-year-old past-his-prime Ken Griffey Jr. turned around a 104 mph Joel Zumaya fastball for a home run at Comerica Park. That was superhuman.