Duder McGuy

Wow, huge overt push to attack dems, they're getting way more direct and way more over the top. We're gonna get half of "BlueSky" screaming "genocide james" about Talarico by Tuesday, aren't we? This has to be a spam bot attack.

Nah he should keep running and losing like Stassen

I would point out that the 90s had the lowest youth voter turnout in history. This crystallized Reagan era Dems, as no new blood was coming in. That's why Feinstein, Pelosi, Biden, etc were around so long.

It's a real problem that so many people anywhere left of center in this country think that the path to victory for them lies in electing Republicans until Democrats do exactly what they tell them to.

I was at a BlueSky meetup, we were all jacking each other off of er Nathan Fielder, and then someone said AI. NOT COOL.

Just coincidence this drops a week before a (supposed) blue wave midterm, right?

It's a great experience if you have trouble falling asleep or need to distract from a tooth extraction!

Oh yeah? I've got 76 intercessory agents pleading with God to send him to Hell so let's see how that plays out

People were saying it was fake before the second plane hit

When I was in the Army, we were getting ready to deploy and my unit had to go to some National Guard Armory in Mississippi to get some equipment. They told the black soldiers to stick with white soldiers if they went off base because it wasn't safe for them. This was 2007. Fuck Mississippi.

Don't trust outside forces attempting to influence elections. Josh Turek sucks ass. Ashley Hinson sucks EVEN MORE ass. It's a 50-50 race and a week before election day.

I was really thinking the other day that Chekov would outlive them all. Now it's down to Shatner, Takei, and the mutual hatred that has fueled them both for the last 60 years

Looking at you @patriottakes.bsky.social and your endless promotion of Brenden Herrerra. Yeah, we know he's a piece of shit. That's why other pieces of shit are voting for him. I don't need to know every shitty thing he's said.

Me: "Dazzle, tell me about my 10 year old son" Dazzle AI: "He likes explosions, Fortnite, and poop jokes" Me: "WOW IT'S LIKE SHE KNOWS HIM PERSONALLY"

Spiegelman: "Hey, let me play with this widget. Eh, it's not that interesting." People who have never created any art at all: "GRAB THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER"

Kids, never listen to a kicker

"It was blasphemous but it was still pizza"

Sometimes when I'm bored I head down to the Hobby Lobby parking lot and put a zip tie on a car door handle, then watch the middle aged lady come out and freak out that she is being targeted for human trafficking

(maybe it's okay that we threaten their culture and way of life)

He 100% used AI to write this

"Four hours of the biggest piece of shit in the world confirming he is indeed the biggest piece of shit on the world" isn't exactly a draw

Yeah I got ADHD A Demonically Hard Dick

They called him "Sleepy Joe" because his opps never woke up again

Obama needs to just wander the country like Cain in Legend of Kung Fu and give speeches. I could listen to him read a phone book.

It depends on how long the ship had been underway.

(Don Pardo voice) "With musical guest, those two weird chicks who hung out with Mothra!"

Cheesecake Factory catching strays? Mr. President, the avocado egg rolls deserve more respect.

As a kid with a high level of general anxiety I used to literally lie awakening bed scared that when I was an adult acid rain and the ozone layer's depletion would make it impossible to go outside.

Hell yeah

Neelix so I can beat him to death while my family watches

If he kicks it on May 17 that'd be wild

These motherfuckers saw the most heinous shit in the world go down

Get out of work early tip: call your work phone from your cell phone, then answer it and yell "Oh my God! What hospital!?" and run out

I believe in Roy Cooper supremacy

(It did not wind up being worth $2500)

My first movie was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. The 1987 re-release...I'm not THAT old.

"We're going on strike!" BITCH YOU AINT GOT JOBS YOU JUST RENT OUT HOUSES

oh sweet lord jesus no