okay Kelly

yo my colorless green ideas woke up so grumpy today

Avril Lavigne in her 30s:

Winnie the Pooh adaptation Oh Bother, Where Art Thou?

good news, you guys: Netherfield Park has been let at last

and another thing: i'm not mad. please don't put in the nous paper that i got mad

Thirsty frogs: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

in editorial manager, and I can't seem to find the "reject with malice" option?

My institution has a monthly (quarterly?) social gathering called T3, and every time they send out the email I scan to see if they'll tell us what the T's are. They don't. You're not supposed to know.

psychological thriller in 6 words: Baby shoes: untied? First steps! Oh—

Ohhh I get it. It's not event*brite* as in intelligent. It's like bright as in white.

Legend has it that in making his case for tenure, Gettier just wheeled in a cart of all the posts his work had spawned.

Either Mr. Smith goes to Washington or Brown is in Barcelona.

underwhisking eggs, feministly

SPIDER QUEEN: call me a pioneering black civil rights leader because i'm gonna web da bois

Benny Feldman with the philosophy of language 🔥🔥🔥

Replaced two sets of old blinds that the cats had ruined, aalmost by myself. 💪 (S was kind enough to struggle with the parts I had struggled with.)

I'm designing merch with/for the Pacific APA again, and let me tell you it is a dream. Nobody tell the APA that there are other artists out there.

Abdul El-Sayed denounced Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? :/

Smashed "add to cart" like it was the Jeopardy buzzer and I had to get there faster than everyone else (will still, despite previous statements, keep wearing existing whale) bsky.app/profile/jaso...

there is one such thing as a free lunch

First time in a movie theater by myself. About to See Everything.👁️👁️

Did tv dialogue used to be better, or did I used to be less of a snob?

consider a spherical hard problem of consciousness in a vacuum

thought I saw a bird and I did ama

bringing my own wrap-around sunglasses to the dentist to establish dominance