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Had my suspicions this broadcast was quieter than normal, which were confirmed by the first commercial break blowing my ears off... #WNBL27

Now he's yelling at them for being in drops...when they weren't. #WNBL27

I remember a few years ago Pete Hooley was basically doing the Leo pointing meme on commentary any time a team ran Spain P&R, and now Damon Lowery is treating drop coverage much the same way... #WNBL27

Commentators discussing the high scoring first few minutes of the Lightning-Lynx game seems a bit silly watching it on delay after the Phoenix-36ers game #NBL27 #WNBL27

The steam is clearly out of SEM at this point, but the margin is too big for Adelaide to pull it back, so this second half is likely to be rather dull. #NBL27

Melbourne's record of 186 points could be in danger here. #NBL27

The audio seems to be 2-3 seconds behind the video. Not great. #NBL27

Well that took a turn. #NBL27

That's the spoon locked up, I would say. #NBL27

Four illegal screens now. What are we even doing here?

Han Xu -9 in 13 minutes, Venom up 6. They made that big second quarter run with Xu on the bench. Are they better off not playing her? #WNBL27

Walker needs to learn how to set a screen. #WNBL27

It's pronounced "jaslighting." You've been saying it wrong for years.

It seems ESPN doesn't yet know which #MLB game it will be broadcasting in a couple of hours?

Every single decision SEM made in the last eight seconds was wrong. That's almost impressive.

If you need to check Twitter to see if you have been cancelled, you have not been cancelled.

I really miss Twitter. Processing this with four total strangers is so much harder than with a huge community of people I actually know. #AFLGF

Wonder what the crowd will be like at tonight's #NBL27 game. I'm not even a football guy and I couldn't give a fuck after that. #AFLGF

Spent last night trying unsuccessfully to get past the new geoblock on the Criterion Channel and this afternoon watching Freo choke in the #AFLGF. Would like a refund on my entire weekend.

Losing from three goals up with three minutes to go might be the most Fremantle Fremantle has ever Fremantled. #AFLGF

That ref needs to be fired. #NBL27

Which also seems to mean no backboard lights at the end of the period. #NBL27

No shot clocks? Really? #NBL27

It seems Disney+ no longer allows commercials to be skipped when watching ESPN on delay. Started the #NBL27 game 15 minutes late expecting I could use the breaks to catch up to live, but that's not an option.

Who decided to give Aron Baynes a microphone? #NBL27

Is the Democratic party's unflinching support for the transgender community in the room with us right now?

I thought we'd moved past this sort of thing?

I agree with exactly one of these, and the rest are inexplicable.

There was a run of time in the later years of the 20th century when two of the most recognizable cultural figures were named Deep Throat and Magic Johnson, and we all just said yep ok

"OBSESSION is a movie about how sometimes bitches be crazy" is a terrifying take.

Not sure why people are blaming cops for this. If you leave a hamburger on the floor and the dog eats it, that's not the dog's fault.

"After they counted the first ballot, we had 100% of the vote. Then they counted a second ballot and it was already a tie? How can that be?"

No longer able to access Bluesky on the web because it wants me to provide my age. Is there anywhere on the internet that doesn't require photo ID? I'm assuming I'll be locked out of the app if I update it.

Plex ads are bizarre.

Sport is supposed to have winners and losers. #AFLPiesHawks

@kenwhite.bsky.social Did you have "a defamation lawsuit you bring as the plaintiff" on your list of places not to discuss your crimes?

#NBL26

🧹 #NBL26

TRAIN DREAMS shut out, OBAA beats SINNERS in every possible category, and I go right back to not caring about the Oscars.

Rakocevic with a dumb USF. Must be a day ending in Y. #NBL26 #NBLFinals

Cotton on pace to score well over 100... #NBL26 #NBLFinals

@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social @mzspress.bsky.social The mobile layout is borked, FYI. Any consideration of stocking eBooks? I much prefer them for non-fiction.

I had a pet rock as a kid and it died. Devastated me so much I tried to bury it in the yard but I found a mass grave of other pet rocks. I realized I must’ve stumbled upon some crime, or tragedy at least. Perhaps a battle site from before rocks were domesticated?

My Bluesky Following feed jumps from a post 19 hours ago to a post five days ago? There were hundreds of posts in that four day period, I remember reading them. WTF?