Ken

Hey I am now on a new social network that is privacy focused, ad free, and a safe space to share. hey.cafe/r/koolfonk

BREAKING: Following the killing of Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran has named Pedofillah Trumpenei as their new Supreme Leader.

If you're watching the State of the Union Address tonight (I won’t be) and want to play a game at the same time, Trump Crash Out Bingo can be a fun way to keep your attention! Who will be the first to yell, 'BINGO!'?

We all know how this ends, right? TACO

BREAKING: to commemorate her eye-opening testimony in front of the House Judiciary Committee yesterday, Mattel releases new limited edition Pam Bondi Barbie.

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@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

What's up with this bullshit? Tearing into a national landmark to build a gaudy ballroom like it’s another Mar-a-Lago add-on. Sheer arrogance - treating the White House like a Trump-branded hotel renovation is staggering. It’s not “America First.” It’s Trump Tower: Washington "FUGLY" Edition.

Today is the 5th annual "Running of the Pedos" at Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Florida. #DonaldTrump #Epstein

The Series finale is gonna be lit

Just when you thought it was safe to enter the Miss Teen USA Pageant again... #DonaldTrump

I found the files!

The list has been released! Odd use of a sharpie?

New team name suggested along with a new mascot!

Sméagol / Gollum, or in tRump's case 'Smegma', has his Precious and won't share his Epstein list with the nasty MAGA Hobbitses...

Mark this for the history books: “We’re talking about the president exercising his authority, and the president is of course limited to his authority. That’s the difference between a constitutional government and King George,” said Judge Charles Breyer. This is a HUGE loss for ТЯ☭MP.

In Canada... contemplating a holiday... 50 flyover States... actually, flyover around States due to the sad conditions in the airport control towers... 🤔

There’s no more pretending this is normal. No more hoping things will correct themselves. No more acting like this is politics-as-usual. A man who sells himself to foreign powers is not a president. He’s a fkn auctioneer. And America is what he’s putting on the block.

Yellow breasted half-wit, spotted in Florida

I'm a philosopher... teaching my philosophy 101 class.

Make it so.

Sounds like he didn't strike out completely.

The joke here is key...

Canada, meet your new cabinet. We’ve built a smaller, focused, and experienced team that is made to meet this moment.

Who designs these things??? I don't know what's worse, the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it... to infinity and beyond!

here's the incredible interview that @chrislhayes.bsky.social did tonight with the woman who was just fired as the pardon attorney at DOJ, liz oyer. really, really, really worth watching: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnqv...

Little Marco, trying to sink into the couch and not be seen...