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If you haven't seen Los Texmaniacs play Low Rider you've missed six and a half minutes of joy. youtu.be/PtuLdX81PEE?...

Billionaires whining on @cnbc.com , pathetic

WHERES THE FUCKING CONGRESS!

Fucking outrageous

The guy thats trying to convince us that russia was a hoax, is best friends with putin

Why cant they target putins house?

Someone keeps rolling up this paper and sticking it in my pocket

PSA for my Florida friends: if you renewed your drivers license recently, your drivers license number has changed which means you need to update your voters registration. Dont let them not count your vote!

America is angry right now my friends

If youre not happy with Obamacare, just sign up for that vastly superior republican healthcare plan

I want to see the blueprints. What exactly are they building?

Ok, im all rested up from the No Kings rally, whens the next one?

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted: When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

Obama: We have to recognize that on both sides there are people who are extremists  But I will say that those extreme views were not in my White House. I wasn’t embracing them. I wasn’t empowering them. I wasn’t putting the weight of the government behind extremist views.

@cnbc.com didnt Rick Scott steal from medicare/medicaid? How many times did he invoke his 5th amdmt rights?

@pultehomes.bsky.social not sure why a company would politicize themselves and alienate half the country as customers. I was looking at pulte homes in new mexico. Ill never buy one now after seeing the pulte interview on cnbc. Wonder what them abrazo homes look like.

How come the first lady isnt doing any first lady stuff?

People that listen to yacht rock have never been on a yacht

I like it better when my government shuts the fuck up

Jon Stewart is my all time hero

Nobody needs a president with shitty veins, NEXT!

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

“I canceled Obama’s nuclear inspection program, then I bombed Iran. Now, I am offering them pallets of $30 billion in cash, plus another $6 billion, if they agree to negotiate Obama’s plan. It’s called the Art of the Deal.”

It wouldnt surprise me if one or more supreme court justices are coaching doj lawyers on what and how to file cases

It took me most of my life to realize im an idiot savant, except without the savant part

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

If people could ease up on saying literally and surreal id appreciate it, thanks

The people at @smartelections.bsky.social are moving forward with a major lawsuit in NY over this obvious instance of fraud that took place in the 2024 Election... [ Reposted from @realdlhughley.bsky.social on Instagram ]

😕 pretty much

The unspoken reason why celebrities take photos together is so one of them can post it when the other one dies

I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...

Spread the word!

Republicans are why we cant have nice things

It should be called MAGMA, Make America Get Measles Again

Pardon me if im not bowled over by a trade deal with the UK

Trump is getting paid 7 ways to sunday, he doesnt give 2 shits about the rest of us. Hes trolling us with all this alcatraz, panama canal, greenland nonsense

All i know is, India didnt bomb Pakistan when Biden was President

Trump took credit when the market went up under Biden, and blamed Biden when it went down under him.

If we’re serious about more efficient government and better everyday life in America - which we all should be - that means actually improving government, not cutting health care for poor people and slashing support for veterans.

Boy do i miss sleepy joe and bidenomics

I need a dog for my dog