clownpenis.fartlow

clownpenis.fartlow

@kvarnsen.bsky.social

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clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social

Just had to talk to my HVAC company's toaster to reschedule my preventive maintenance visit. The main thing I learned was that the visit I wanted to reschedule - which I also made by talking to the toaster - had never been scheduled in the first place. Thanks guys

clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social

no tax on overtime!

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. The layoffs — occurring just three days before President Donald Trump’s rally on Saturday at a nearby high school — were large enough to basically erase an entire year of job growth in the greater Dayton, Ohio, area.” @apnews.com apnews.com/article/trum...

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FactPost
@factpostnews.bsky.social

Trump: Big strong, good-looking guys. There were three of them! Almost like twins. They were all big, strong, and good-looking

clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social

third way out there exploring the further reaches of juicelessness

Third Way@thirdway.bsky.social

More than 10 million Americans take out a used car loan every year, with an average rate of an insane 11.4%. We lower those rates by 4 points with our FHA for Car Loans proposal, saving the typical borrower $6,000 over the life of their loan.

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Nathan Goldwag
@goldwagnathan.bsky.social

All polls are real. We're going to win Texas and lose Michgan. Mike Lawler is going to hold on but we're going to sweep Hitlersburg. We'll win North Carolina by a million percent and lose Florida by a billion. The blood-dimmed tide is loosed and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned.

ashley (spooky) 🕸️@clearlyashley.bsky.social

uh. in Trump+21 NY-21??

clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social

I am doing some genealogical research and have fallen in love with the handwriting of one specific priest in 1880s Transcarpathia. LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER WRITE MIKLÓS AND TRY NOT TO BE IMPRESSED

clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social

oh so now a man can't even teleport to a waffle house without getting canceled. that's illegal now.

Andy Kaczynski@kfile.bsky.social

NEWS: Gregg Phillips, the third-ranking FEMA official in charge of disaster response - who claimed he teleported to a Waffle House - has been ousted from the agency. www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p...

cnn.comFEMA official who claimed he teleported to Waffle House ousted from agency, sources say | CNN PoliticsA top FEMA official who had drawn scrutiny for bizarre past remarks — including claiming he teleported to a Waffle House — has been pushed out of the agency, four sources tell CNN.
clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social

finally, a heterosexual love story

The Associated Press@apnews.com

Thanks to “Heated Rivalry,” hockey hunks — and their love stories — are having a moment. Prime Video’s “Off Campus” is the next show hoping to score with viewers.

bit.lyCan 'Off Campus' capture the hockey romance hole left by 'Heated Rivalry'?Prime Video’s “Off Campus” is a new series based on Elle Kennedy’s romance books. It follows the love lives of a college hockey team, with each season focusing on a different couple.
clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social

I like watching UK election returns to try and spot the fake constituencies/local councils that the media makes up as a joke. North Cholmondefract and Cuntpool, Stoke-on-Trent, etc. Love that humour.

clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social
Lawrence Hurley@lawrencehurley.bsky.social

NEW: Chief Justice John Roberts bemoans that Americans don't understand how the Supreme Court operates and see justices as "political actors". The court at times simply has to make "unpopular" decisions, he adds: www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

nbcnews.comChief Justice John Roberts says American public wrongly views the justices as ‘political actors’During remarks at a judicial conference, Roberts bemoaned what he characterized as misconceptions about the Supreme Court held by the American public.
clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social
Clara Jeffery@clarajeffery.bsky.social

People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who've been traumatized, and you will regret those posts. Or should. Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.

clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social
Chris Murphy@chrismurphyct.bsky.social

We should not fund DHS without serious reform. We could return CBP to border. We could require warrants for immigration arrests. We could beef up training and require identification. The list of possible reforms is long. What's unacceptable is the current lawless status quo.

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Hayduke Lives
@haydukeisalive.bsky.social

Replying to @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

Fox 40 whistles are the best. They are about $10.00 per. We use them to ref outside and in bad weather. No moving parts and loud as hell. Seriously, nothing beats a nice whistle.