Mathew Schaffer

I don't understand how the Eagles' offense and defense can never show up for the same game

That feels like the first successful screen pass in like 3 seasons for Philly #eagles #nfl #gobirds

Like I needed more reasons to hate Stephen A… He's hanging out with Jerry Jones 🤡

You'd think after all this time in broadcasting that Eli Manning would have figured out how to pretend to have a personality, but you'd be wrong #nfl #gobirds

Might be time to go home and be a family man

Gonna need a GIF of that Gibbs dance #nfl

Pretty slick. Probably need more time w/ #iPhoneDuo but: Outside screen doesn't seem as bad to use as many reviews made it seem. The crease is a complete non-issue. The camera on the inner glass is way more annoying to me than anything else. It's super reflective and noticeable 100% of the time.

Fortunately for the Commanders, they've been very good at clock management, right? Right? #nfl

Apple just pushed my Duo order up by a full month. Now Nov 16-23. 👍🏻 Wish I would have known the in-store pickup wouldn't work before I attempted it, probably would've had one on launch day. 😕

I know this has been discussed already, but Apple this is horrible

As bad as things look for the #Eagles, at least AJ Brown's drops are someone else's problem now #nfl

Bummed about my iPhone Duo preorder. When the app started working, shipping dates were already into Nov. Tried to do local pickup & that's when constant errors started. By the time the errors cleared, shipping was mid-late December. 🫤 #iPhoneDuo

An Apple Home horror movie in three parts…

Still buying and wearing their cult gear because they're dumb as bricks

Why Lane Johnson’s legacy extends far beyond the Gold Jacket he’ll be wearing in 2032, and takeaways from sources across the league on a wild NFL Sunday. ▶️ www.betweenthehashmarks.com/p/lane-johns...

Pretty hilarious that no NFCE team won this week, and somehow the #eagles game was the least embarrassing #nfl

Three different people on three different podcasts in the past week mentioned problems that my upcoming app will solve. I just don't know how to get it in front of them. 🤷🏻‍♂️ @davidpierce.xyz @stephenrobles.com @reckless.bsky.social

One of the best to ever wear midnight green. Gonna miss him, but he's earned it. #eagles #nfl #PaveTheLane 🦅🦅🦅

Spoiler: No he won't

@davidpierce.xyz was it posted somewhere that you were looking for app pitches? I would have loved to get in on it.

Will there be enough players left to finish this #nfl season? People dropping like flies

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They're such tough guys behind their keyboards

Thanks to @reckless.bsky.social 's interview with the Atlassian CEO, I now know why Jira gets consistently worse on a daily basis: They're building their own web browser.

Despite the dirty bears best efforts, Jalen Hurts answers #eagles #nfl

The reffing in this game is bullshit. Murdering a qb offsets with a hold and the qb has to leave the game? Seems super fair. #nfl #eagles

On the phone with a customer service rep (clearly working from home) that has a smoke alarm low-battery beep going on in the background, non-stop.

Wow what a game. What an insane day of football. #nfl #snf

great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...

The app that I've been using to make timelapse photos of me and my kids for 15 years no longer exists and can't be installed on my new iPhone 😕 It still works perfectly fine on my old phone. Everyone wants a subscription for their similar apps. #appstore #iphone #ios #apple

Just checking, is Ward still doing that stupid swim celebration? #gobirds #eagles 🦅🦅🦅

"When they're in the tush push range, that's a good place for them to be" Stunning analysis Drew #nfl #eagles

It’s an NFL Sunday, which makes this the perfect moment to check your voter registration status. AND to register to vote, request your mail in ballot, and finalize your plan to VOTE 🗳️. The midterms are 44 days away. All gas. No brakes.

What is up with watchOS 27? What CAN it do now?

If you use an iPhone 17/18 Pro/Pro Max & you don't use a case, this is the best $4 you can spend. It's a piece of aluminum with adhesive, perfectly sized to cover the camera bump. It makes the phone not wobble on a flat surface & it protects from scuffs on the plateau. Got it on Ali express.

I don't like having to pay for a dozen different streaming services to watch #nfl games. But I'll pay extra to not have to watch one republic again

lol this dallas defense is 🗑️

The experiment visited upon us by too many of our fellow citizens to put the dumbest American who also thinks he’s an expert on every subject in charge of our govt is not going well. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Tom Brady slowly turning into the joker. Just needs a few more surgeries…

I'd say Wicks was a good pickup. Go Birds!!! 🦅🦅🦅 #eagles #nfl

Such BS that the saints/lions OT means I miss my #Eagles. I'm paying for sunday ticket, I should get to watch the game I want. @youtubetv.bsky.social

Go Birds! 🦅 🦅🦅

F it, NFL BlueSky FLASH SALE … $2 Per Month gets All-Access to Between The Hashmarks. That’s 75% OFF. Forever. Deal ends at the end of tomorrow night’s game. Never to return.

As tempted as I am to try the iPhone Duo, I don't think I can give up the zoom lens. I just use it too much. I guess I'll have to go with the boring old 18 Pro Max this time around. #apple #iphone

This Usenet archive is amazing. Most importantly, it contains this post I made in 1998, proving that I came up with the name "HypnoToad" before Futurama existed.

I have meetings that will likely span the entire #Apple event 😕

What's an example of perfect casting?