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Brazil going the way of South Korea. Basically around the world women are desperately trying to keep power out of the hands of incredibly stupid fascistic grifters while men keep trying to hand it over. Men are an embarrassing cringe gender.

My haters suffer from severe mental illness

CALIFORNIA IS BEING INVESTIGATED!! I applaud the DOJ for investigating the WIDESPREAD FRAUD happening there. I ran one of, and many people are saying it, the most successful governor campaigns OF ALL TIME!! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED, I WILL NOT BACK DOWN. DOWN WITH THE B!tchAsses!

Fingers crossed @robdelaney.bsky.social

Ten years ago, evil was defeated. Shed a tear every time I watch🥺

After 40, healthy poops go out the door

When I go into the bathroom, my kids know #daddy means business

Don’t California my Illinois

My haters suffer from KSDS (Kyle Skey derangement syndrome)…get well soon!!!

Wearing all black today to attend the funeral…. Of my haters!!! 🪦🪦

Hi I’m from Los Angeles. I hate my life and everyone in it. Instead of admitting it I lash out and bully the most intelligent, beautiful people in the world—Chicagoans.

Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers https://babylonbee.com/news/dodgers-announce-purchase-of-milwaukee-brewers/?utm_source=fediverse

Dodger fans are unable to feel sadness due to the antidepressants LA puts in its water

WOW! After last night, Dodger fans are being described as “pathetic” “embarrassing” “losers”—Chicago world never!

Guess everyone in LA is too” high “ (weed) to know there’s a baseball game happening

We are ALL Chicago Strong✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Made this MVP guide for viewers

PCA is clearly the MVP and Ohtani should be in federal prison

I’m not mad. I’ve never been mad. Only the fake news media is saying I’m mad. They beat our back-up to our back-up

RIP to the greatest NFL coach ever and owner of the Green Bay packers

Only things from Iowa I recognize: Hy-Vee Kyle Orton That’s it.

Ted Lasso fell ten stories and was pronounced dead at the scene

Jesus Loves You! (Everyone Else Thinks You’re A C***)

Q: What’s every Iowans favorite band? Answer: Korn

Today, I looked diarrhea in the eyes and said “no way Jose!” 🙅🏻‍♂️😜

Live look at the crack spread

We do not need Iran to attack San Diego or Los Angeles. Californians are destroying themselves from within!

Can’t wait to watch them do nothing once in power

I may be lactose intolerant but that won’t stop me from eating cheese heads this week 🐻⬇️

Racism lost last night !

My book, White Power: From Slavery to Caitlin Clark, will be released in November! In time for the holidays!

It’s better if you hit mute at the beginning youtu.be/0ir1qkPXPVM?...

Beat Michigan and then made a MAGA congressman look like an ass…. Stop making me like Iowa

There are 0 good reasons fraternities should exist

No one is surprised!

Exclusive: President Trump will announce a Minnesota company’s plan to build a $15 billion steel mill in Iowa, as he looks to counter voter frustration with the economy ahead of the midterm elections.

<====slut for soup

While you were whoring it up at UCLA, I was studying the blade

What’s happening is obviously terrible…. People are still going to Ed Sheeran concerts?

PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG IS IN THE 40-40 CLUB https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/09/24/pete-crow-armstrong-is-in-the-40-40-club/

RT to ruin a dodgers fans day

It’s “Sweet Home Chicago” not “Sweet Home Des Moines” …. That doesn’t make any sense

We acknowledge and mourn 9/11 every year but not when gallons of turds are dumped on innocent Chicagoans?

Your aunt and I reading your posts

LA puts Anti Depressants in their water. In Chicago we put Beef Tallow in our water