JonBenét Lambsy

The problem is that you can try to suck every ape's dick, but eventually you run in to one who is unable to cum and encounter a halting problem sort of situation.

As Halloween is round the corner we thought we’d share some medieval skeletons. A thread… 🧵 💀

ERICA CHOINKA GOP BOOKTOK NOGO, HOO HOO HOO

Ameglia Airhort

Boomers using Archie bunker as their avatar on social media aspirationally

new developments in the "reggie watts is a supervillain" story

Daily bunny no.3482 seeks the Ancient Wisdom

Lula defeats Musk, Zuckerberg and Bolsanaro!

Might buy vegetarian chicken nuggets or get thai food. Who knows, really

the white house doesn't look like a cheesecake factory. it looks like the dining room that real housewife of beverly hills dorit kemsley decorated at the buca di beppo in encino, specifically

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

they are calling it klein/11

Nancy 10/13/26

All the finished pieces are sold! Thank you!! You're supporting a real human artist and it makes a meaningful difference in our lives. Just a couple commission spots left! Hanging planter and yarn bowl still available:

It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.

Apples a pretty good fruit. Glad we defied God for that shit.

A well framed shot of John Lithgow's horrible ass

Bee friend 🐝 #cottagecore #spooky #thanksgiving #whimsy

I've become a guy that carries chili flakes in his backpack

Boomers love complaining about their fast food order on social media

Breweries need to bring back low percentage beers for children

Moon over wendys

Try a lemon slice in the beverage of your choice

Today I learned that Mike Huckabee has a YouTube channel called Huckabee's jukebox where he discusses music.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

The documentary on Aileen wuornos was pretty sad.

In college I was in a band. Our drummer was a 28 year old guy who owned a house. We could keep the gear in the basement, which was convenient. Anyway, that dude was dating a girl in high school. She'd bring her friends to our rehearsals sometimes.

Amazon tv keep telling me something went wrong

I feel like we need to regulate animatronic Halloween decorations