@Lane_

@Lane_

@lanemit.bsky.social

Husband, father, Heat lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

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@Lane_ reposted

I believe the precise wording was "Shove that ballroom up your FAT ass!"

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Trump is interrupted by a protester in Mississippi: "Shove that ballroom up your ass!"

More like Broklahoma City Thunder

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social

BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.

Terry Rozier:

NBC News@nbcnews.com

The NBA strikes deals that will make Kalshi and Polymarket the league’s preferred prediction markets, along with an agreement with a federal agency tasked with regulating those exchanges.

@Lane_ reposted

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

We got him now!

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

Jesse is a goddamn legend Always has been

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Jesse Ventura to Piker: "Here's what pisses me off -- I did 2 tours, 17 months. So did my brother. Southeast Asia. That was at the same time Donald Trump was running and hiding like the coward he is. Why didn't he join us in the Vietnam War? I've heard him talk. He said he should be a general!"

Hey Floridians, if you have your vote by mail ballot just sitting there waiting to be filled and sent it, today is a good day to do it so they don’t f you over. Unless you’re voting for Donalds and Moody. Then today’s a good day to bang your pinky toe hard while barefoot.

Lfg

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com

President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva came from behind to win Brazil’s runoff election, halting a right-wing wave sweeping Latin America and defying predictions that the 80-year-old political veteran had finally reached the end of his extraordinary career. bloom.bg/4BsvV24 📷: Maira Erlich/Bloomberg

Queen 👸

Ina Garten is starting a new chapter. The Barefoot Contessa shows us her apartment, which doubles as the set of her new podcast, and shares a recipe for perfect scrambled eggs. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4yZStpf

Hey Florida voters, today is a great day to early vote while it’s not busy. Unless you’re voting for Donalds and Moody. Then today is a good day to step on a Lego barefoot.

Did it have a beautiful ballroom?

A fire broke out at the retreat built for Adolf Hitler in the Bavarian Alps known as the Eagle’s Nest, and work to extinguish it was still in progress, police said. A person was detained in connection with the blaze.

Soon?

Decoding Fox News@decodingfoxnews.bsky.social

President Trump made another unexpected and odd sound during his rally in Iowa on October 22, 2026. I went ahead and added a zoom to that moment. I also slowed the same clip down to 25% speed. I have no idea what is going on with him but he’s had two episodes like this recently.

Finally some hard hitting stories from the Herald

Myron Gardner is not worth this

Jon Krawczynski@jonkrawczynski.bsky.social

Anthony Edwards said a Heat bench player was chirping: "I think it kind of crunk me up. He was talking pretty crazy. When I start talking to him, he didn’t really have too much more to say. I don’t really like that. If you gonna talk shit, keep talking shit. Don’t get quiet."