LargeCheese 🧀

Whenever someone reaches a billion dollars in net wealth we should just bring out one of those sheets they use when a horse breaks its leg. Sorry Chester, it’s your time to go

as a compromise with the people worried about "men who pretend to be trans," men who enter the women's restrooms should be punished by being forced to take estrogen.

I Can’t Stop Myself From Sexting With Hillary Clinton

sex with women

I didn’t know pandas were a little freaky like that. Maybe they are worth saving

Sharif don’t like it Sinking the Bismarck! Sink the Bismarck!

Me after my personal assistant carries out the task I instructed them to: Wow my personal assistant really went rogue there wow somebody should stop them no idea how this happened

Gavin Newsom fights Trump the same way Dr Jekyll fights Hyde

Unfortunately the Australian government has bought in wholesale to the assumption that ai is inevitable or “the future” and particularly want to incentivise investment in and the construction of data centres. Im sure this will be super good. Our “left wing” government so opposition policy is worse

* head empty * o _ o

As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy

if life was inheretly good god would not have created me

Dishwasher ?

There’s no political group more radical than a white suburbanite who’s been mildly inconvenienced

♿️ Why is he zooming so fast?

Dentist calling me a good girl load-bearing my self-esteem

I would die for you but that is an extremely low bar

Coldplay can’t keep getting away with this

The same thing but it’s Good Trailcams

René Descartes must pay

You’re telling me Disney’s got drip like this?

The photo shows Graham Platner staring soulfully but manfully towards the horizon, surrounded by his true love, the sea, which is as indifferent to consent as he is.

She nose ball

Your programs will fall down if your taskbar is not at the bottom. This why sidebars and topbars are unnatural and against gods will

We are going to kill two birds with one stone by unleashing screen-addicted children to commit domestic terrorism against data centres. I am projecting a 362% increase in quality of life

Do not speak of shrimp here. That is a forbidden creature cast down into the darkest depths

Just think of the productivity gains here. They’re good, but there’s simply no way humans can outpace ai at sending useless emails

Dead baby emoji: 👼

Howler monkey? Bro you are thinking of dogs

Me, unprompted: yeah I have daddy issues Stranger: … Me: the issue is he’s dead

This kind of thinking really annoys me. Scientific advancement is not a certain thing! Just because you can imagine something, doesn’t mean that it’s feasible or even possible. Easier to understand when talking about travel back in time, but for some reason not AGI or nuclear fusion

[watching The Thing (1982)] this is just like The Thing (1982)

All germs is bugs

Everyone keeps talking about green and red like they’re different colours. They’re the same colour, what are we doing here people..

people are out here just stacking genders on top of one another like they're putting together a roguelike build

donald trump has died

Leaded vs unleaded YouTube

Microwave milk

Whoever came up with the “what if JFK’s head just did that” created an all-timer

I’ve never watched the matrix so I don’t know what neoliberalism means

Elbis pesley still alive

Maybe elbis is still alive

When I was in school we had one student called glog and he used to drool onto the table and then when there was a puddle of drool we would chant “glog’s bog, glog’s bog, glog’s bog”

It’s fucked up seeing the pope in any vehicle that’s not the popemobile. This is worse than adultery imo