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My actual, serious, not-bullshitting-you New Year's resolution: Make as much shitty art as I can and show it to almost no one.

I know it's early for new year's resolutions but I think it's finally time for me to arrange and record Doom Metal Bolero.

Currently, Hasbro’s guidelines keep us from having total ownership over the work we make in our free time. Our union aims to change that and ensure we own what we make in our free time. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...

Went to vote and got yelled at by an old lady for pulling out my cell phone so loud that everybody in the place stopped what they were doing to look at me and now I need to hire her to do that in every other part of my life.

Chicken and red lentil soup with lemon yogurt.

Why doesn't everybody put fresh dill on everything

You Can See Everything is the most terrifying horror movie of 2026.

Finally, a board game based on Brandon

Starting my five-day weekend off with a pop. In my back. I threw my back out.

True doom metal enthusiasts know that we're not chasing Sleep or Sabbath; we're chasing Maurice Ravel.

The one problem with getting back into practicing guitar a lot is that my laptop's touchpad doesn't recognize my finger calluses as organic material anymore so I'm just pawing at it with big stubby pebble fingers.

The freakin' Konami Code works in freakin' Belmont's Curse god this game rules so much

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

With each passing year, the possibility becomes more real that I will live my entire life without ever learning how to correctly estimate what size tupperware I need for my leftovers.

oh god it's here! it's destroying everything! get inside! lock the door! shut the windows! ROLLA IS UPON US follow & share this - we've got 5 steam keys for BSky to give away to celebrate the launch. stay safe out there x store.steampowered.com/app/3975830/...

Why does the entire medical industry have to feel like hostile architecture?

Free idea for the universe: Three-dimensional alignment chart that incorporates city zoning designations. Chaotic Good Industrial Lawful Neutral Residential etc.

Bought this based solely on the title. Who wants to build a city with me?

How am I still so bad at Spelunky 2

horror story in five words challenge: “Ross Douthat YA fantasy novel”

YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s

The onset of Soup Weather might not be enough this year. I think I need to become soup.

First drop of Playdate Season 3 is a banger. Tiny, one-bit Soulslike? Please and thank you.

Playdate Season Three is OUT NOW! 🤟 play.date/games/seasons/three

jonathan blow: "waa bla bloo bloo soulja boy said my game is for people who smoke" phil fish:

hey, new meat clowns just dropped

When I die, bury me with two cans of Ro-Tel so I can pay off the ferryman.

'Tis Three's Eve, gamers. 🌃 play.date/games/seasons/three

the OFFBEAT lofi update is here! woo!! introducing the Sample-o-matic, a magical device that lets you make chops and beats from whatever you like! pair it with the brand new angelic Autochord and bit-crushing Coffee Grinder, for maximum fun. we’re also bringing you a brand new song archive system!

waow! we made a game so positive it's overwhelming! OFFBEAT also hit 100k wishlists a while back :) to celebrate, we want to hear from YOU! what should be outside the studio window? we'll pick some favourites from the discord and pop them in the game! (link below!) thank you for jamming with us!

Hell yeah, just backed the hell out of this.

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

Steam sometimes notifies me that I'm still Steam Friends with a guy who was friends with one of my college roommates. I exchanged maybe thirty total words with him and have not thought about him in a quarter-century and I think Ron Swanson would be proud of us.

So over Memorial Day, my doom metal band SUPERCOLONY got together with some friends of ours and made an album that is... only partially doom metal. It is ludicrously titled "SUPERCOLONY and Friends Present: Tales from Cancer Paradise, vol. 1," and here is a good rock 'n roll single from it.

My Windows key broke for a bit because the bloatware that allows my keyboard to run was outdated. We are the architects of the hell we inhabit.

You can't always Bee Thousand. But dammit, you can always try.

The highs are still in the 90s, but I'm making plans for Soup Weather. Hope springs eternal.