Luke_with_a_”c”

Luke_with_a_”c”

@lb26120.bsky.social

Arsenal, Astros, comic books, Raptors, craft beer, Bucaneers. Not necessarily in that order. 🇨🇦

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Luke_with_a_”c”
@lb26120.bsky.social

Found a name for my Belle & Sebastian cover band.

Bicycles Recycle@bicyclesrecycle.bsky.social

“Nothing is ever really lost to us as long as we remember it.” ― Lucy Maud (L.M.) Montgomery: Canadian author “The past is only the present become invisible and mute; its memoried glances and its murmurs are infinitely precious.” ― Mary Webb: English author That #bicycle, forever a fondest memory.

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Howling Techie@howlingtechie.bsky.social

Watching the new season of Shark Tank and they managed to immediately become a parody of itself by having one of the pitches be Ball 2, the sequel to Ball, powered by AI. To really seal the deal, the ball 2's battery is not rechargeable or designed to be replaced.

Luke_with_a_”c”
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Since Arsenal don't score from corners anymore, the refs don't need to call any infringements.

The Short Fuse@theshortfuse.bsky.social

You really can do pretty much anything to attackers on corners now, can't you? You could see Calafiori's shirt being stretched and pulled as Brobbey spun him to the ground.

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Backyard neighbour is having the roof on his garage fixed. I'm of half a mind to trot over there and start dishing out suggestions and telling 'em what they're doing wrong. 'Cuz I'm retired now and that what those guys do, right?

Luke_with_a_”c”
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The Simpsons lines I've used the most: 1. It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good. 2. Remember kids, we're in the Itchy lot. 3. Watch out, Radioactive Man! 4. A little crazy? Don't mind if I do! 5. What about Sunday? Yeah Bart, what ABOUT Sunday?

David Blye@dblye.bsky.social

5. To alcohol: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems 4. Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! 3. I'll practice you 2. Where's my burrito??!?! 1. Don't you hate pants?!?!?!

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Statistics ARE stupid.

Lewis@lgambrose.bsky.social

With the worst shot he'll ever take, Ødegaard has equalled his goal tally from last season. Nobody will even remember that's how he scored a year from now. Statistics are stupid.