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Cookie Monster 1, Tim Sweeney 0

God, let this be made into a movie. You can do a double feature with Coyote vs Acme, which was also based on a New York short story/article.

"Now me sound like Matt on LinkedIn' - brilliant!

you can tell you'm a designer because it is a cookie but it looking like Computer Chip

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Looks good - Bookmarking to read tomorrow.

It's not too late to (nom-nom-nom-)nominate Cookie Monster for the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

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Hey now! Leave me out of this

Perfect.

Elmo out. Waymo in.

As both a confirmed Matt and an A.I. realist (skeptic, non-believer etc) I both applaud and suggest a minor, human-generated revision to this lovely work.

Oscar follows questionable celebrities, there is in fact literal Sesame Street documentary evidence to this effect.. m.youtube.com/watch?v=yQyT...

The Count was the first to go. He told Matt that the AI was wrong when it said five came after six, and that was it.

"Vun finger... AH HA HA."

No, the Count unfortunately got deported in a different article for being a non-white immigrant.

youtu.be/RowwNXKEt4k?...

If you saw the "like" numbers dip for a moment, that was me. I had hit the button, but then I had to undo it in order to hit it twice.

Peanut butter cookies were good celebrating. Of course they were. They cookies!

Me call it like me see it!

Good luck to you Jim. You have bigger balls than me.

Thinking of posting this on the work teams chat… I’ll ask copilot if it’s a good idea first though.

That's brilliant. Killer last line.

This is so good.

As someone whose unofficial job title has increasingly become “AI Turd Polisher”, I really felt this part.

TFW that thing you offhandedly posted on a Saturday morning for somebody else's thing does literally a thousand times better than anything you ever post for your own stuff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxe3...

"Now me sound like Matt on LinkedIn" that got a LOL

Love this

Meant to say ceiling on the second rule there if that wasn't clear...

Correction: His weekly cooking show is with Gonger and not Grover. Someone needs to be fired over this.

Thank you for posting a readable image

Me agree with Cookie Monster. Matt is asshole.

More adaptations should have Muppets in them to be honest.

Oscar always has loved trash

"OH YES" he yelled out loud at the last line top notch

Chef’s (or baker’s) kiss.

For those of us without print subscriptions: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

And @edzitron.com

"Then me puke" made me laugh "Not actual monster" made me cry 😭

The irony! 😆

That doesn’t make sense

“Now me sound like Matt on LinkedIn” nailed it!