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Unless it’s a shooting opportunity just outside the box, no-one gives a shit about retreating 10 yards for free kicks anymore do they. Fellas just stood in front of the ball until the opposition pass it sideways.

Raphinha is captain tonight for Barca in El Clasico. It still completely blows my mind that he played for Leeds United. #lufc

That was a hard watch. #lufc

"Leeds have incredibly never won a Premier League game in this kick-off slot in eight attempts (D3, L5)" 🫠

I realise this doesn’t exactly make me Old Mother Shipton, but still…

OK, you can sack him now.

Lost a really good mate last year so me and a pal decided to run a marathon in his memory, and it's *this* Sunday. I'm (genuinely) several stone overweight so it's been real tough, but I've just ran my 568th mile of 2026. If anyone can spare a few quid that would be amazing. gofund.me/144595aaa

Please don’t sack him before Sunday 🙏🏼

I really like Farke the man. But Farke the manager making substitutions frustrates the absolute bone marrow out of me. #lufc

Well that was a very decent half. #lufc

A beautiful morning for a very slow 10k ahead of the marathon in a fortnight. I hope that will be as enjoyable as this one was, but not holding my breath ...

Ah man, what a brilliant film The Ballad Of Wallis Island is. Not seen too many where I’ve literally laughed out loud (I’m not a loller) and also been close to tears. Excellent stuff.

@twoht.bsky.social Hi! What’s the intro music that you use on the podcast?!

@michaeltsb.bsky.social Interestingly named horse making it's debut on Sunday over in Ireland ...

That was really disappointing. We looked like the ones who’d been playing in Europe on Thursday. Still, suppose we’re still unbeaten and would have taken 4 points this week. #lufc

C’mon then #lufc, let’s have a lovely 3 weeks …

Really looking forward to Elland Road on Sunday. Which when I think about it, worries me a lot. #lufc

LOL @ Scum (again).

Stupid question, but Leeds made 6 subs. Is that because Newcastle made a concussion one so we got a free one?

Think we might win this.#lufc

Imagine my surprise to see a sacked Middlesbrough manager who finished 4th, 8th and 10th in the Championship not setting the world alight in the Premier League.

Credit to Bruno Fernandes for giving me even more reasons to hate his guts.

Even before the sending off Coventry were poor and they've been absolutely hammered since. And to top it off, Lampard is going to be bald as fuck in the not too distant future. Great stuff.

After today’s 3-1 loss, Burnley have now conceded the same amount of goals as they did the last time they were in the Championship … In 39 games less! Madness.

Just watched Pressure. Very good. Although it's absolutely blown my mind that it was written (in part) by David Haig, who played DI Grim in The Thin Blue Line and starred in the worst TV show I've ever seen in the shape of The Wright Way. Unreal. 🤣🤣🤣

Chelsea had 2.40 xG to #lufc 2.39. They scored 6 goals from 2.40 xG - that's just downright bizarre. I still don't really know what that game was. If that was their xG, then approx 0.76 of it is accounted for via a soft penalty. Bizarre football match.

What a ridiculous and embarassing second half. Farke's stubborness (inability?) to make changes in a game that even an idiot like me can see is going wrong, is just absolutely mental. On the plus side, I backed Chelsea to win when we went 2-0 up, so every cloud and all that.

What a horrible little wretch that Barco is.

That was a soft penalty, but I suppose it's karma for a Brentford one that wasn't given. :-( #lufc

That Chelsea left winger running at Dan James is giving me bloody gittens ... #lufc

There’s an #lufc related letter in this months @wsc.co.uk magazine. Anyone any ideas why an orange ball was used? Before my time.

Imagine my surprise to see a sacked Middlesbrough manager who finished 4th, 8th and 10th in the Championship not setting the world alight in the Premier League.

My lad says Sky Sports just put up a graphic showing Liverpool's record since 2016 when they are 2-0 up away from home is P22 W22 .... but what about #lufc last season at Elland Road?! Didn't see it so can't verify! Anyone else catch it?

My word. nickmiller79.bsky.social from The Athletic has only gone and written about #lufc having the best transfer window. What sort of thing is happening here?

What do all those #lufc fans who were absolutely losing their heads over the transfer window do now it was pretty decent? I don't understand.

Getting to that exciting time of year when the nights draw in and you get to flash your headlights at other drivers who forget to turn their own headlights on at dusk. What a buzz.

Well I bloody never #lufc

Stupidly had a look at the #lufc hashtag over on X. Christ. I need a shower and may bleach my eyeballs whilst I'm at it.

Poetry

Much better 2nd half showing, although it would have been hard to be much worse. And I still refuse to believe Keith Andrews is in any way competent but Brentford are a very good side and that was a decent point considering how #lufc played.

Brentford are annoyingly good. #lufc

Having a proper goalkeeper between the sticks is great. Should have done it years ago. #lufc

It’s unfathomable/hilarious to me that Chelsea have spent over ONE BILLION POUNDS in the last 5 years and start yet another season with Robert Sanchez in goal 😂

I take no pleasure in reporting that Steve Evans is still an absolute weapon. Albeit a slim(mer) one.

Did Laurence Fox lose his deposit again?!

Keiron is an absolute lunatic #lufc

Love the history and heritage of the FA Cup so went to watch Bottesford Town v Aylestone Park in the extra preliminary round this afternoon. Finished 6-3 which worked out at 78p per goal! The Poachers have just got to win 12 more games to get to the final at Wembley …