Leo

I’m god’s favorite whore

What is the best scotch and why is it Laphroaig

i want a chocolate lab. anyone know a chocolate lab that needs rescuing? i promise that i am normal and can be trusted with a chocolate lab. i will surely not place the chocolate lab on a throne of cushions and feed it chicken all day saying things like “my liege” and “your chocolateness”

anyway. hang on to your husbands yall!! because meat is back on the menu* 😈 *(yes it was never even technically off SHUT UP)

me, 5mins ago: this edible ain’t shit. me, rn: im gonna ride him like im a jockey racing my prized stallion. and baby. its the olympics. 🏇

New Evidence Suggests Amelia Earhart Was Accepted Into Crab Society https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-amelia-earhart-was-accepted-into-crab-society/

repaired my refrigerator with nothing but a dollar store tool kit, 5 year old youtube videos, and Belief. I am faggot, hear me roar #masc4masc

‘BREAKING BAD’ star RJ Mitte has died by suicide at the age of 34, TMZ reports.

I need wrap a boy in a fruit roll up and start licking

MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES please survive

Hannah Einbinder and Susan Sarandon were detained by police this afternoon in New York City while protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the U.N. assembly.

a good guacamole is truly life changing

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We are joining Macklemore in donating to the people of Palestine with another $10,000 to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund, which will help aid families amid the ongoing genocide. We encourage our followers & anyone with the means to join if they can: pcrf.net

UK dissolution isnt enough, bring back Mercia 😩💪🏻

okay ill bite. who’s charlie kirk.

Leo used books. Practical Leo possession used books. Good used books good Leo give beautiful Leo deserve human. “Leo, you can’t afford to spend $75.00 at the used bookstore. It’s an unjustifiable expense” jealousy professor.

“Mistress Jessica, I’ve been a bad little health and human services secretary, and I…I deserve to have my pathetic nuts punished with Velveeta cheese.” — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

The legendary Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.

fauci has done enough for public health now it is time to give him a sword and a gun

beach trip

One thing about me is that I can’t fix your problems, BUT I can make them worse and/or create new problems for you to think about

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled Tuesday to uphold birthright citizenship, rejecting President Donald Trump's executive order that argued children born to parents who are in the U.S. illegally or temporarily were not American citizens.

Today is the anniversary of the Stonewall uprising.

Fat men with hairy balls and hole are the only thing that matters, nothing else does

stupid song is the best song on you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love, prove me wrong (you can’t)

I miss my boys, why must their mother selfishly return from vacation doesn’t she know we’re in love

This feels like a good time to say to trans people: I see you, I appreciate you and I will fight for your rights as if they were my own. 💜

I’ve started getting up earlier to workout before work and then taking 20 minutes at the end of the day to meditate and unfortunately it really is helping, what a sick and twisted world we live in

Today marks the 78th anniversary of the Nakba (catastrophe), during which more than 750,000 Palestinians were expelled and over 400 villages were destroyed to establish the State of Israel.

reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

Sometimes I look at the branches of trees and see how thick and beautiful and green their leaves are and think to myself “yeah if I was a long necked dinosaur I’d eat that too”

On this day in 1933, Nazis raided the Magnus Hirschfeld library in Berlin. The world’s greatest collection of LGBTQ books and scientific papers were looted and later burned, erasing decades of research into sexuality and gender identity. ‘Where they burn books, in the end they will burn humans too’.

RIP Project Freedom (May 4, 2026 - May 5, 2026)

Anyone else Thursday depressed on a Tuesday? Like you’re hella tired and sad like on a Thursday but also like hey tomorrow is Friday, but it’s Tuesday and tomorrow is Wednesday (not Friday)