LeRette Fantasy Football

Why do teams not troll the fuck out of Butker and the Chiefs for this? Do some pre-game/midgame shit around supporting successful women. Put up some congratulations on women graduating before a kick. Get some wealthy ass women to donate a women’s charity in his name and present the check at break

Maye needs to learn how to trust a star receiver. AJ Brown has 1-1 coverage a couple times down field, Maye looked, and then checked down. You gotta give him those balls

I think this is an AJB bounce back game but I also think Stevenson is prime for a 50 yard, 2 TD game due to AJB being tackled at the 1 yard line a few times

I personally think CMC should sit the second half to rest and it has nothing to do with my fantasy matchup. It’s just smart football.

There ain’t no way lmao this is getting obscene

On the topic of Ladd McConkey, who remembers this?

I think I lived in Wisconsin too long because I kept looking for what this tweet was alluding to. Then I realized most people think 8 beers in 8 innings is a ton of beer

Now we are throwing flags for blocking a guy until the whistle?

Thank god they threw that flag. I’m watching this game with my 5 year old and she immediately asked me to join a gang after seeing that egregous act

I know BlueSky users are old enough to remember Lord of the G-Strings on Cinemax at 1AM That one just can’t be topped

❗❗❗Mark Zuckerberg's meta just suspended the No Kings Instagram account. I just rushed back from my local No Kings to jump on this. Bottom line, would be helpful for all pro-No Kings folks to elevate the issue and help us get the word out about No Kings today. The Nerd Reich strikes again.

The boat is there but my sheeb passed away earlier this year. This picture was about a year after we rescued him and a 1 mile walk to a beach. He loved it. Could have sat there all day And I had to carry this dickhead the whole mile back to the car Love you Benji. Always my good boy

I just watched Disclosure Day on the plane and let me tell you…

I’m truly not sure if Chase or Jefferson is the best receiver in football. They are just on another level and yes, that includes JSN and Puka

In both my leagues, my opponents share two players. Those players? Parker Washington and Jaylen Warren

Brock Bowers will 100% go down as the best TE to ever do it unless injuries cut his career short. It’s not even close. I’ve not seen a TE this dominant since Gronk

You can’t be that out of breath as a kick returner in the NFL bro lol

I didn’t realize I could only have 3 legendaries and messed up a couple choices. Not sure how you pass on that secondary though. Stats be damned

Ferg has not looked good tonight

Anyone who says they would have kicked the FG there is no fun. I bet you like all the celebration flags too, you No Fun League fan

I don’t watch much college football outside the Badgers. But the little bit I have seen of Texas, Archie looks pretty butt cheeks Is he really going to be #1 overall? There has to be some better options out there

Current 4-0 with Jordan Tyson, AJ Brown, Jordan Mason, and Alec Pierce all on IR. Plus Goedert out. Which inevitably means I will get out in the first round of the playoffs

How do you not scheme short throws for Tyler Warren right now? What the actually fuck is the Colts OC doing lol

Unfortunately, it is past midnight for Daniel Jones and he is now a pumpkin

Saturday morning thought - I think Brian Thomas Jr. ends up traded. And I’ll give you two teams no one is talking about Las Vegas Raiders Kansas City Chiefs

Heavy week this week. Many serious discussions with my wife on the future of our family and 2 young daughters in America I still have faith in humanity that we are moving in the right direction. But can’t lie that our savings account is renamed “international move” account

Denzel Boston kinda nice

Hold on - so if you see there is an obvious holding, then you get to absolutely SMOKE anyone at any time for free?

On that Michael Wilson TD, I looked up and said to myself “is that Harrison?” Then he lowered the shoulder to power into the end zone and I said “nope. Can’t be”

With this many injuries, fantasy will be won on the waiver wire. And with no waiver wire hero this year (yet), you really need to be on your stuff

I might be in the VAST majority here, but I truly believe that you should be able to do any celebration at all as long as it isn’t direct to your opponent What’s wrong with a little “pissed on” celly?

I could have easy put a couple more on here, but these are easily my most played games from age 10 to current day. Still grind Diablo on my PS5

Out smoking a pork shoulder for tomorrow and can hear the local high school football game from my backyard. Makes me feel like I’m back in middle-of-nowhere Illinois as a kid on a Friday night going to the football game. Whole town was there every Friday

Name a better lineup than this. I’ll wait.

Altered one of my favorite meme images to make it my new favorite meme image

I remember back in like 2019 when I argued with someone on Twitter that Jonathan Taylor was better than Bijan Robinson when they were in college Turns out we were both right

I was out on the entire NYG offense this year. Nabers has lingering injuries, Cam is a nutcase who can’t take care of himself, and Dart plays hero ball to a fault. All led by Matt Nagy and the worse Harbaugh brother This team is the hot chick who is crazy and has 10,000 red flags

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Big day for Boutte people

You skeet. I skeet. We skeet. Put your hand up if you don’t tweet

Another day another absolute moron pushing hateful agendas under the disguise of religion Not even sure to call it a disguise anymore. Current age religion has been co-opted by the powerful to push ideology to a non-critically thinking crowd that has pledged their whole life since they were 5 to it

If this was Bucky it would be mine

TNF should be great tonight. My Boom/Bust picks looking rough after Week 1 but we have a whole season for a reason

I keep seeing commercials for new Burger King nuggets and I’m sad kids these days will never know the delicious, peppery greatness that was 90s BK nugs