Letty

Has anyone drunk Carabao Lager? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it.

And this is what the English cup competitions are all about. I’m gonna enjoy this. #UTA

A reminder that the United States is entirely closed to asylum seekers. Unless they are Afrikaner farmers. Or wanted fugitives from Brazil named Bolsonaro.

WHERE'S YOUR POPPIES?

Watched that Al Jazeera documentary about Turning Point UK and just as an aside a lifetime spent in loyalist paramilitaries obviously doesn't leave you too worried about surveillance.

I did not put this game on to watch Brighton shit the bed.

The big cunts fucked up to give the other cunts the lead. Good stuff.

Dear Deidre My granddaughter has been dressed in a Chelsea kit by her dad and I am fuming. Proper fuming. Is this normal?

Been thinking about this a lot.

I might not win in an argument, but I can be incredibly irritating. Which I think is better x

I LOVE THAT GOAL.

Kompany been ill? Doesn't look like it impacted his appetite

It’s come to something when a photographer has to get legal advice, before displaying this photo in an exhibition, due to the risk of being prosecuted as a terrorist, but that’s exactly what I had to do yesterday. What a state this country is in.

Thank Christ.

Reading the independent report into Man City's financial "arrangements" now, stopping after every paragraph, saying "Jesus"..."JESUS!"..."Holy fuck!" and again. This is beyond anything anyone imagined. Also started to wonder whether criminal proceedings are in the picture now.

Will someone think of the massive losers

Well and truly hammered home.

What does this tell us?

Two words: fucking hell.

Come on you beauties. #UTA

I love that they don't even get to celebrate finally scoring a goal.

"De Zerbi feels ‘click’ is close for Spurs"

Football, eh. It’s a gift.

Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington

Didn't think it was achievable, but Ed Sheeran has finally managed to do something worse than writing Galway Girl.

Tzolis coming in expecting to be a backup, only to end up being the sole attacking signing of the window and the only left winger in the squad https://redd.it/1w4fc7j

Obligatory fuck Unai Emery

How many substitutions and the team is no weaker. Love it.

THATS BECAUSE IT WAS A BAD CHALLENGE FROM BEHIND. Give me strength.

Beauty

Shut the fuck up, Neville

Fuck me, Villa are getting everything

Finally #UTA

I’ve got a lot of love for both Martinelli and Jesus. I’m sorry we shan’t see little Gabi playing in Europe, can’t help but think he’s been well and truly pushed out. It’s hard at the top.

Dock them points when/if they get some.

Spurs described in one free kick

79 points from last 78 games btw

God help Tottenham’s (relegation) rivals if they hit top gear.

Exactly which top six were they putting Tottenham in? Wishing and wanting just isn’t the one.

Oh, the comedy continues.