Steph Cottrell

This is what I've been saying the whole time, @senatorheinrich.bsky.social & @lujan.senate.gov

You are the company you keep, @heinrich.senate.gov I fucking swear.

Holy fucking shit. You Can See Everything?

Pants & I ran into 4 separate people that we know at Ojo Santa Fe today. After 24+ years in NM, I think today is the day I truly became a New Mexican.

Fuck you, @heinrich.senate.gov for voting for this piece of shit. You are the company you keep, and you are an embarrassment to New Mexico.

Tonight I showed Pants the music video for Never Tear Us Apart and holy shit that shit still hits so fucking hard.

My husband is breathing too loudly.

It’s that thing where you just go stand in the rain because it’s all just too fucking much/stupid.

I mean do you just feel like screaming all the time? It’s probably just me. Sorry.

Hey, guess what? I. Am. So. Fucking. Tired.

“This movie is like if Bring It on & Pitch Perfect had a marching band shaped baby!” #shitpantssays during tonight’s viewing of Drumline. 🤣🤣

Fuck you, @heinrich.senate.gov His blood is on your hands you complicit piece of shit.

Just back from seeing Coyote vs ACME & it was great! I always love seeing Albuquerque get to be Albuquerque! We have so many friends that worked on it, so I’m so happy it finally got released!

This is what you could & should have been doing the whole time @heinrich.senate.gov & @lujan.senate.gov , you fucking assholes.

Did I tear up when “You Get Me” caught me by surprise in this movie? You know I did.

If you haven’t watched “What a Girl Wants” recently, you should.

make america great again by driving soldiers to suicide

This is my daughter’s last year in high school. She will go away to college, I will miss her more than anything, and omg I’m so sad that this is the last year that we’ll all go to the NM State Fair together! 😩 We took her for the first time when she was 5 weeks old, & every year since!

If you have not watched Napoleon Dynamite recently, you should probably do that.

Our neighborhood roadrunner, Susan, came by to eat some worms & get misted with the hose on this 100° day! I love her so much!

My favorite thing is that I was at a party tonight, had my Pants come & pick me up from the party, it’s after midnight, & I teach yoga at 8am.

I’m driving the H to the airport at 4:15? am tomorrow. It’s is just 10:18pm and I’m not in bed but he is and yikes this is going to suck.

Pants & the H & I just finished watching Voicemails for Isabelle & that was a ride where I’m pretty sure all three of us cried at many different points. I cried really hard when the phone update happened because I HATE UPDATES SO FUCKING MUCH AND I CRIED SO HARD.

Introducing the H to Center Stage tonight, and he has no fucking idea!

My favorite fucking film of alllllll fucking time!!

He is PERFECT ... #Jimothy

Use today to check the socials of your elected officials, and if they’re posting sniveling tributes to Graham feel free to tell them what fucking embarrassments they are like I just did to @heinrich.senate.gov and @lujan.senate.gov Read the fucking room, assholes.

Speak ill of the dead.

Sitting in a sports bar in Dublin waiting for F1 to start! Go Lewis!!!!

LET’S👏🏻FUCKING👏🏻GO👏🏻

Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.

Truly sideeying all of the people from around the world who love shittalking the US and all of us who are stuck in this waking nightmare, yet they couldn't wait to come here and throw their money around and be a HUGE fucking part of the problem. Fucking fuck you.

Did you scream out loud at that part on Widow’s Bay even though you knew it was coming , or are you a fucking robot?

OMFGGGG WIDOW’S BAY IS FUCKING BANANAS!

Pants & I walked around the zoo today & I saw this kookaburra up SO CLOSE. Her name is Tiny and I would die for her.

Pants & I almost just started crying talking about how much we love Psych.

We watched Total Recall(90) tonight after not having seen it for forever & holy crap that movie has everything. And copied (lovingly) from everyone before it. And also I think the Istanbul Airport stole decor & vibes from it. Pants knew what I was trying to say with the airport. It’s a vibe.

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

I spent this evening celebrating friends & their shared birthdays & then came home to hang with my little fam & my greatest wish still has not come true but whatever.

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Everything is pretty fucking terrible, but at least I get to watch tons of old & new episodes of Jeopardy on Hulu. Thanks @kenjennings.bsky.social for making everything feel a little lighter!

Just watched OBAA. Sinners is so much fucking better.

Reading Dungeon Crawler Carl in bed makes for some very strange dreams

Pants got hone from prom 30 minutes ago. I waited up to hear all about it. I teach a yoga class in 8 hours. I planned poorly.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

Hey there, @lujan.senate.gov & @heinrich.senate.gov: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU FUCKING COWARDS??

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign