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he has obviously much personal experience of dealing drugs.

OMG, guys! There's a B in plumber!

I'm surprised he passed and obtained his associate degree in in Applied Science in Plumbing/Construction Technology from Oklahoma State.

He has absolutely no idea. It just sounds tough. News flash, it's mental llnesss

He sounds like was bit by a snake.

Fits with his Dear Leader then.

We don’t want any of them there drug bangers ‘round these here parts.

He is going to need to be Impeached.

The fuck is a “drug banger” Marquain?

Where do they find all these remnants?

Being a plumber and a FAUX News Talking head are two completely different skill sets.

Markwayne needs to get back to fixing the loo. He only has a HS education and a plumbing certificate. No business running the DHS.

“drug bangers” 😹😹😹

Gang bangers?

Ya don't even need to turn the volume up. His face tells you everything you need yo know.

Can sure unclog a toilet though. Glad we bring competence into our gov.

Unfortunately there just aren’t enough functional brain cells there to be able to form coherent thoughts or sentences.

He's almost as dumb as Trump! 🌊

This display makes perfect sense. He doesn't have his stress ball. (& it's the only ball he has.)

God help Oklahoma they voted him in

Other than that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

It had to be bangers because drug barons get pardons like: Honduran Hernandez Ross Ulbricht Alice Marie Johnston Joe Angelo Sotelo Kevin Harden Some of the most dangerous drug gangsters ever

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MarkDwayne Mullet can barely do so many things...

What the hell is a drug banger 🙄🤔

Donald and MarkWayne have one thing in common: they don't understand how anything works and aren't interested in finding out.

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Mumbles

Just like his boss

He’s a thug, lock him up.

Head injuries for the win?

Redneckism is a plague in this country.

But no one knows that..

About time!

No, that's trumps balls that he's gargling.

Coincidentally he can barely think, too

Okie plumber D+ student has thoughts

Markwayne Mullin can barely

Because he has 2 first names all crunched into one.

"I only hire the best people"

When they show solidarity by emulating Trump, they go all in

Markwayne

Water is wet.

What’s he on, good grief

Guess what channel protects these rich oligarchs criminal politicians!

But he was great portraying “Mumbles” in “Dick Tracy”

...and talking is his only competency

OMG peeps in administration are stupid.

Someone left their stress-ball at home this morning.

I'm surprised Mike Rogers hasn't used him as an example of the illiteracy crisis.

He has trouble talking because his brain is too slow to keep up with his mouth.

Why are the GOPs candidates all so bad? Because the majority of people with morals and brains have left the party. If they were already IN office they've become whatever kind of chameleon they need to to stay there. But as far as new recruits this is who you're getting.

This guy is one bad day from going Benoit on his family. CTE is real, folks.

He’s from Oklahoma and they voted for him wow

WTH, another babbling idiot!

Markwayne, what’s a drug banger? All you’ve done is driven the price of cocaine down and made it more available.

“Serious affiliated drug bangers”?? Idiocracy. IDIOCRACY.

He never went to college and it shows.

Little man micro dick Mullin is unqualified incompetent and just plain low IQ dumb dumb

Marble-Mouth Mullins. He's just showing solidarity with the President who also can't talk to good.

Just another government hooker wannabe tough guy

His roommate wants to party all the time.

In Markwayne’s defense, he sure can unclog a toilet.

MAGA glitches-bitches! Whatever crap is left is struggling to say it. MAGA brain exposed live on air.🧠🤦🙄🇨🇦

Drug bangers and mash was last meal for the Sex Pistols… Seriously affiliated, too. Didn’t end well.

Slap some wraparound shades and a MAGA hat on him and he’s every right wing moron with Dunning-Kruger furiously mumbling about Mexicans taking over ‘Murica on Tiktok / Reels

mullin is almost illiterate. He's just another fail-son who received a fortune because of 🤨his dad.

that's that Oklahoma 8th grade education in him

Should have stuck to unblocking toilets.

Because Markwayne Mullin can barely think. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Sign og MAGA

That’s okay. Anything he has to say is built on lies. To himself, his family and Americans. Another politician speaking word salad with absolutely nothing to say.

ChickenShit ShortStack

Tales will be whispered for centuries how Markwayne Mullin defeated the great drug banger scourge of 2026.

Words are hard for Secretary Billy Bob Joe.

Sirius a fellated drug bangers

Someone should check his plumbing, He sounds backed up.

That's because he's Markwayne not Mark Twain ! 😂

His dad is his mom's brother.

They wouldn’t let him take his stress ball on air

people who inject drugs with needles

I used to love Drug Bangers Ball! Matt Pinfield rules!

Even Nixon hired more competent plumbers.

Meh. Less worried about his cognitive & speech impediments and far, far more worried about his lack of acquaintance with the truth. I don't care if he's a polished Toastmaster or a punk-ass bitch, bullshit remains bullshit no matter how eloquently it's elocuted.

Musk bangs K....deport him

Can’t tie his shoes either

What the actual fuck is a "drug banger"???? These are not serious people, but they cause some very serious problems.

WTF did he say?? He’s hanging out with “you know who” too much😂

Are these drug-bangers in the room now?

He can read?

Biden is perhaps the most amazing person to ever be president. Trump has been President for 1yr 9mos and somehow Biden is still fucking shit up. Simply astounding.

Good metal band name, though

He can barely do a lot of things.

Putting a turd in a suit doesn't make it not a turd.

DonnieDumbFuck loves the stupid people. At least, that statement was true.

What's new? 🤷‍♀️

What in the fuck is a drug banger.

"Serious affiliated drug bangers" He's just doing racism buzzword salad at this point. 🤣🤣🤣

hightimes.com/news/the-pen... Is this what he's prepping us for?

I cannot express the sheer degree to which I want to feed him his teeth

Drug bangers? That's not a thing, my guy.

WTF. Is a drug banger? Doing lines during orgasms?

Does he have his stress ball?

Mark and Wayne are competing to use his limited brain power

he's got important plumbing to get to

I've drug banged many times in my wild days, with mixed results.

Luckily he hasn't gotten enough camera time to become confident in his bullshit.

It’s ok. He’s on Fox. They barely listen.

Hopefully he has his stress ball

😵‍💫 Pitiful

Imagine how stupid the Trumpanzees who confirmed him should feel...

Are these the drug dealers responsible for trying to kill 180 million Americans, according to his predecessor.