Sopa de Verdura

linux is a slippery slope, first youre installing mint on your parent’s 12 year old imac so it can keep being a browser libreoffice machine like “oh this is much nicer than when I last tried it a few years ago“ and then 3 weeks later youre ricing an arch distro on your desktop for no fucking reason

people being mad at halimede is like people being mad at a wrestling heel and I cant help but find it super fucking funny

the enlightened shower centrist, only wears deodarant on one armpit

not now kitten mommy is freaking the fuck out and panic selling everything

that star wars tactics game is looking at me across the bar and im like what is this my late teens no way im letting that slop in but if I see someone whose opinion I know to be good or bad opine on it im gonna end up making a bad decision ngl

I enjoy the dog hating arc im seeing, can we form vicious mobs against several actual irl neighbors ive had who insisted on keeping a big fucking Great Dane dogs in their 2sq meter balconies

wow I feel really anxious and awful I womder what it is USER IS TWO DAYS LATE ON HER SHOT

I almost only follow artists who posed a piece I liked but I feel bad because ill unfollow when they use their account for posting dipshit opinions sorry drawing man im here for the fucking drawings I am a consooming I am a pig at the trough and these are not bellotas

RIP webzone there is no one rolling the nickels and smoking meth here anymore

was feeling optimistic and good so I had coffee and now I can feel my heart beat against my temples because God had to remind me im going to drop dead before 50 I guess

I do not have that absence of a dawg in me

“I would/wouldnt” RE nancy mace is absolutely rancid shit everyone, jesus christ the platner would wouldnt was also rancid but no one was taking a corrective rape tone with that one ”this is a millenial retirement home” actually this is a website where people goon to american political news

shopping for ideologies in this wal mart of a world

I am never beating the wears boots with every outfit allegation they are simply the correct footwear choice

getting drafted into world war 3 as a radio operator in a command and control capacity and getting discharged for distracting the soldiers with my stupid sexy sultry voice

too influenced by unsupervised internet access to the burgerreich culture to fully connect to my peers but too influenced the actual culture I live in to ever take the insane burgerreich culture seriously

I am disconnected from my generation because my mom didnt let me watch dragon ball on canal cinco when it aired because it was too violent but then she sat down and watched fullmetal alchemist with me when I was 10 because it wasnt as stupid as the other cartoons so I internalized hypocrisy early on

I was looking for a flash drive to install limux mint on an old laptop and found an old usb full of poetry I wrote as far back as 2019 and my god that bitch was angsty

getting a little iced coffee with my severance money deeply aware of the countdown of my own mortality :)

woke up feeling rubbery and squeaky like a chew toy

thought experiment? No thanks I only do thought best practices

Tired of all the damn infighting among the online grilling community.

i am better than you (I am learning a convoluted scripting language instead of using renpy or rpgmaler)

trannies being annoying on the internet is important because how else would I have realized that women wanting exclusively to cheat on their boyfriends with me but not date me was a sign I was actually a woman

im bored and I want to fight someone but going outside to pick a fight was a young man’s game and I am no longer young or a man

It's also really really easy to hate everyone around you without couching it in man hating feminism rhetoric. I do it every day

who is the street fighter yuri anime even for, like sure im slopping it up like a delighted pig at the trough but who are the other pigs

should I paint my nails im gonna be petsitting this weekend anyway which means im going to be catching up on seasonal anime and eating someone elses ice cream so who’s gonna judge me for it anyway but what if I get an impromptu interview for a job and I cant dedicate 20 minutes to acetone it off

anyway chart perverts won the discourse on grounds of they are stupid and evil dogs to whom the charts are a chew toy but being characterized as chart perverts is their win condition everyone loses

bitdizzy got banned and it took like less than 10 days for everyone to start arguing with stupid and evil dogs smh

the smoking cat anime is hilarious because I was like “man, good thing I never picked up smoking or heavy drug use” and then they show her neetcave streamer girl neighbor who eats bugs and plays fighting games and tbh they fucking got me, they sniped my ass from across the pacific

so I saw the odyssey with my mom and elliot page gets snuffed as a sacrifice to matt damon’s hubris in like the first five minutes of the movie and I laughed out loud by myself in a full silent theater like a psychopath

this is image I made is incredibly stupid which means it will undoubtedly become true

family annihilator but cute about it

core memory unlocked A incredibly beautiful yet somehow masculine young woman rides a monocycle dressed as a mime, striped shirt soaked with sweat from carrying three other mimes in a comedy/acrobatics act under limelights in a dirty circus tarp that smells like sweaty socks and burnt popcorn.

1. Long time listener never time callher 2. Yes please, no thanks 3. You dont actually have to tell others your entire ruleset fuckem

40 minutes into a hellish customer service call pissed off, swearing, chud coded dude suddenly pulls out “excuse me miss I know its not you its your dogshit company” Correctly Gendered! Outta fuckin nowehere! By an extremely angry brodude!

sometimes bluesky randomly puts me on the discover tag and I humiliate myself replying to a post thats like days old

the gesamtkunstpost the gesamkunstburger the gesamkunstranny

the church discourse on this website is so funny “hey the pope called for peace thats nice” “THE CHURCH KILLS ONE BAJILLION WOMAN A SECOND” I grew up with opus dei being present around me and these no religion protestant bitches hate the church more rabidly but in a way more impersonal way than I

someone passes me the ball and I immediately slambounce it on my foot and into my face and start crying and it wasnt even a basketball

hello everyone on this website I never know what any of you are talking about but I really enjoy the way that you talk about it thank you