The Joy of Being Lint

coyote 👌

do you like my 6ft hand painted wolf? 😳

woke s can say whatever they want , but to me? no amount of therapy could replace whore moans

if you’re a werewolf, hi

Delightful YouTube bug

I always sort of bounced off the Meet the Fockers movies until a cinephile friend explained what word sounds similar to their last name. Several key scenes come alive in a new light - recommended!

further enshittification of the internet, this somehow went into my spam despite the invite only being good for tonight so i almost completely missed it

"Shepherd", 16x20 inches oil on wood

ants on a log with prep instead of raisins (traditional gay snack)

you’re just a practice twink. you’re like scrap paper to me.

a member to remember

I’m like Cinderella but I’m only going to be horny for the next 53 minutes

public transit

a deers hoof is actually cleaner than a humans

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would you rather be someone’s first or someone’s last

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

(me during impact play) sorry, cut, cut. what’s my motivation? Why would lint the deer want to punch you?

Barq announces oura ring integration to detect horny status automatically

con weekend means it’s time to apply Horny (8 hours) status effect

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

PHP? I have found a new zero day in the male brain . Buy my course and make him LOSE CONTROL!

I have stared at this for so long that scientists would be able to develop the image off my retina

12:34 has to change to another number And I couldn’t be more proud and happy for 12:35 that it gets the honor

good luck finding a zero day into the gold bars I store under my bed you fucking robot!!!! you can never trust bank

I mean they better do it before November 6 while it’s still legal

Ko-fi alternative called be-er

When I inevitably am fatally hit by a car I sincerely hope people say “haha, deer”

politics should turn left but car should NEVER turn left , it’s very scary

This is why we need an additional section of the vows called “the disavows”

size diff, man

I wasn’t online to see my dream come true (666) but this is good enough for me