Lionella

asked ChatGPT if it can improve this photo and it removed me from it

elegant WFH attire 🩵💚🩷💛

what’s your favourite song about a bustle in your hedgerow?

one day you’ll find someone who’s going to be obsessed with you, it’s probably going to be a squirrel

coincidence? I don’t think so

you look easy to draw

awkward

save yourself a shitload of money by looking absolutely terrible in changing room mirrors

low-cut tops are practical should you wish to elegantly drop a snack into your cleavage and save it for later

if someone is hotter than you, this means you are cooler than them

everything passes except appetite

so apparently this nasty cold and sore throat is Covid after all, how nostalgic

You really are my lucky star* *giant ball of flaming gas that may not even exist any more

financial planning, but it’s just me planning which little treat to buy

eating a pomegranate so that should keep me occupied for the next three to five business days

are you today’s date? because you are 11/10

who wore it better?

boi are you today’s date? because you’re a 10/10

anyway, how many kids are in that kids’s meal?

in the kitchen I’m the chef, the DJ, the lead singer and the backup dancers

rude

would you like to dip your toast in my Greek yoghurt with chilli & garlic oil? no worries if not…

how can I trust you if you run away every time I untie you

New strain, who dis?

me when I’m supposed to be working

I think men should also ask for consent before playing an acoustic guitar

hot girl summer is over, it's time for plaguemaxxing autumn

Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta.

meow

it was pretty warm today, in case you didn’t notice ☀️

George Russell luck edition 2026 🫣

new University rankings just dropped

please stop looking at me in highly pressurised situations like when i’m trying to eat crispy fried onion with chopsticks

while you are praying for her to text back there is a man wishing you were gay

still icecream weather btw

I knew it was a bad idea, I just wanted to see how bad

my coffee is better than your coffee

you can use the word 'autumnal' from today

teatime

reasons I can’t be drafted for WW3: • I’m not good with noise • I don’t look good in camouflage • I require regular naps • my morale collapses without sweet treats • I need a cup of tea before making any tactical decisions

I have a right to remain silent but I don’t want to

you know what’s fun? walking for hours, finding a bench at the top of a hill, sitting in the sun with an ice cream and admiring the view

please keep me in your thoughts, I’m bravely dealing with a very manageable task