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This admission alone is an impeachable offense

For you youngs who weren't alive for this: Understand that the Chicks were an early rollout of the far right intimidation that we see targeting judges, members of Congress, and ICE protestors now.

It's insane that the president is this incredibly stupid and, moreover, weirdly proud of it. "You know, I never knew what the hell was a circle was. Most people don't, you know. Well, a circle has three sides and three corners. I call the corners 'rutabagas' but Democrats won't tell you that."

The platonic ideal of a billionaire talking point is that AI should have more human rights than a woman.

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JD Vance: “If we can’t reconstitute white male privilege in its fullest extent, let’s burn this motherf@@ker to the ground” is the Gospel According to Peter Thiel in full.

"You can shoot them in elementary school, rape them in college, but I draw the line at letting them play sports without me inspecting their genitals!* -Republicans

More originalist baloney from Alito. When has originalism ever led one of its adherents to a result that they did not also happen to favor as policy? I guess that’s either a remarkable coincidence, or evidence of robust bad faith. apple.news/ACn4mQ2uDS7C...

I get ads like this, but they are from casket retailers.

The NYT has run “process” stories about Trump’s depredations of [insert current outrage] for the last two days on their landing page, today’s subject being the attempted destruction of the Kennedy Center. This is a dodging of their responsibility to be appalled by his actions.

All you need to know is that Trump is throwing a party for himself in QAnon-land (Dallas) and due to his shockingly low approval rating—33%; compare to Zohran Mamdani's 70%—MAGA politicians in close races are MIA MAGA is a rusty pickup chassis on blocks in the side yard of a condemned brothel

I always thought the GOP was against “government handouts” as some kind of moral hazard? Silly me.

Always a good time to remind ourselves that the US Confederacy was, even judged in historical context, evil -- a pathetic, morally repellant movement led by some the smarmiest narcissists ever known. It had no redeeming features & should forever be regarded with disgust & contempt.

Waze still calls it by its true name, Lake Ontario.

A feature, not a bug.

The Admin was taking decisive action in response to a severe shortage of potential victims.

Don’t let anyone tell Chuck what the first lady was up to back in the day

Is anyone else sick of the nonfiction book gimmick of subtitling every such book in a three-part “how —, —, and — created/explains/etc.” life, the universe, and or everything)or using the “The History of (noun) in (#) (another noun)” e.g., “The History of the Middle Ages in 10 Epic Bowel Movements”

He was almost onto something until he made a sudden turn to “the despotic rule of our lupine overlords.”

Duffy is parroting Trump’s speaking pattern. He understands the assignment.

Republicans have proven time and time again they are unfit to govern…

A: Yes.

But why? Why do it? Do they have such little self-respect?

Your NYT, ladies and gents, both-siding the US trade war vs Canada.

Trump wanted all drones to be steam powered

The problem with Woke 1 was that it didn't go far enough and the fact that Stephens is even trying this shit is proof

All they know is what stupid 💩 scares their mouth-breathing base.

“I will not be *ignored* Don.”

We were just outside of Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

They are swimming to shore, because they are out of shaving cream aboard ship.

Shaved the winner of Alaska’s “Fattest Bear” contest

That’s a “no”.

Since the WH press are typists, not journalists, they just need a quote from an unnamed “WH spokesperson” to put in their story. They don’t care that it’s lies all the way down. So her staff gives them what they want.

😄😄

If 007 was a coward who worea diaper

Not even close. I've written nine on the original 13 book contract but we signed a 10 book extension on top of that, so if I write a book a year I'll be out of contract in 2040.

Not to mention someone has to take those children to those extra appointments, taking time off work and other responsibilities, and pay copays for each visit. A reporter needs to ask Trump and RFfK Jr if they EVER went to one of his five kids’ doctor’s appointments.

86 days until the midterms.

A panel I was on at the Celsius festival got an audience question along the lines of “there’s so much romantasy around now, what about the men?” and my response was basically “men can write romantasy.” It turns out this was not actually the issue, but still. Nobody’s stopping them!