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Starting December 18, 2026, all men aged 18-26 will be automatically registered for the Selective Service using federal databases, as required by the 2026 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA). Remember, kids, there doesn't need to be a declared war for the Selective Service to start drafting.

The only thing a civilization capable of extrastellar travel could want from another culture is art or music—everything else, knowledge and materials, they would already have.

1960's television youtu.be/GpwevUZvyGs

Ironically, MAGA is going to spend the next twenty years claiming the Mandela Effect on historical evidence.

End "Tough Guy" Politics

Finally a candidate that gets it. With a rent freeze the only way developers and owners can increase profit is by building more, hopefully. Slumlords will just let their properties rot though. Make them be competitive.

I really think the White House is planning an old-school cash heist for the end of the administration

sameness is not a bond as much as it is the basis for competition

Yep!

Statistically speaking, crime can’t be prevented or stopped, crimes can be perpatrated and reported then suspects can be caught and matched to possible activity. The tracked data shows which crimes are reported and the rate at which justice occurs. Positive participation performance metrics.

Without offshore outsourcing, "the government" would be surpassed as the largest domestic employer. Like a powerful mountain yeti, the government attacks anything it thinks is taller than itself. That's why giraffes live on the savanna.

A 3-year-old girl watched ICE murder her father yesterday. We all watched Sebastian Guerrero’s final moments through our phones. We can scroll away — but Sebastian’s 3-year-old daughter cannot.

quick audience poll, by show of likes, Who here can remember smells?

Rocky was the only real underdog story because he lost at the end. What you like is betting on a long shot, Really more of an opportunist than actually supportive.

The p-tape has to be real. Ai could have too easily faked one by now.

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

The people at Taco Bell told me this Chalupa was not medicinal, but it is hate-filled.

I’ve reached the stage of life where I have to take pills to be nice to people.

I've reached the age where no long-term goal anyone can offer me would be worth it.

The final stand-off will take place on January 20, 2029 at the Whitehouse. It’s why he is building the ballroom bunker and secret escape tunnel under the reflecting pool.

Democrats can be fun too, sometimes.

I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure if you "Plea the Fifth," because of the way it was written, you give the government the right to take all your property, and agree that taxation is justice.

During the oil crisis, Paramount made a movie parody about a nuclear-powered double-decker luxury bus, "The Big Bus" (1976). Thinking it was a trend, NBC greenlit 13 episodes of a straight sitcom, "Supertrain!" (1979), not shown. youtu.be/hj8agXYwC2o?...

Just a friendly reminder to FDT!

We have been in “late-stage capitalism” for one hundred years, with its contradictions spelling doom for almost two hundred. When is this collapse scheduled? The family has been hoarding toilet paper for generations.

Try not to over look all of the blatant Russian expansionism and annexation of its neighbors.

Gerrymandering and rank-choice ballots are on the same level of election tampering. Both are structural election rules that can change winners without changing voters’ underlying preferences

it's not the Anti-Christ it's Nega-Jesus

The only way to deal with this is to dance the night away. Be the reason.

how sad, and pathetic

I had not heard the term neoliberal until about five years ago. Television news had neo-white supremacists before gas station news was invented.

Minority protected majority politics is not difficult to understand. Parliamentary structures tend to fracture over minor differences. Jefferson created an environment that forces diverse minority groups to bond and form coalitions. Shared Toys vs Shared Shirt

Only as strong as the Unity, the States are undergoing a forced reorganization. With some luck, you will see the phrase “Legislative Override” with great frequency next year. Expect never to be required to know what that means.

I got a new job drilling for oil on the Pacific Ocean whale carcass patch.

The breathing habits of ocean mammals lowers the ocean temperature. The fine mist created by their spray reflects sunlight decreasing the transmissible to the ocean. With the dramatic drop in ocean mammal populations in the last two hundred years, this cooling effect is no longer occuring.

Pops made posters the old school way 1950-2014

He meant the women.

Over the centuries, this quote has been mutilated from being about evil in the world into an atheist slogan. Epicurus was from a polytheistic culture. Dig this phony jive.

RFK Jr wants to taste everyone’s corpse

"I don't think people are sufficiently prepared notwithstanding what happened in 2021, for the possibility that he will try to fuck with this election. And he will. He's already basically telling us that's what he's going to do, just the same way he told us he would do that in 2020."

The military runs on food. The Battle of Varolampi Pond (1939)

It’s cheaper for oil companies to use the military instead of negotiating with OPEC because it is on your dime.

If you ran for office on a “No Aid to Isreal” platform you would lose. If you ran for office on a “End the Forever Wars” platform you would win.

It’s an epidemic of compliance

Representatives and Senators aren’t worth keeping tabs on unless they are from your state or district.

And exactly how long should a child wait for the second marshmallow before they are considered gullible?

She is the one taking all the jobs