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hey , i know you ordered an impossible sequence of events to turn your life around but apparently that’s on crazy backorder these days so they just sent me instead. wanna smoke ?

i’m developing a bit that has the potential to change everything

i carry a very "okay but what does your product actuall do" vibe, that's why i couldn't stay in sf for more than 36 hours

(tearfully) you have no idea.. NO idea,,. how much i prompted for you

(flirting) i bet you have an extensive and consistent theory of mind for me rn

hey boss sorry i’m late 2 work there was a ground stop in my apartment this morning

if i somehow became afflicted with heterosexuality enough to have a boyfriend, i would be ragebaiting and messing with and being a general nuisance to that guy to a degree that, ideally, would be deeply off-putting to most people who met us

save me trader joe’s unsweetened green tea

dude the vikings can do fucking anything except score touchdowns

going to the store and for asking for their thockiest bong

I stopped checking social media and posting all the time, and you know what? You guessed it. My life didn't get better at all.

short term thinker, long term stinker

should i have an edible before kyle gordon

bro did you seriously just enumerate me

pronouncing finance like fiancée

do companies who do phishing simulations copyright or have trade secrets over the types of emails? like could there be an intellectual property fight over rights to sell a fake scam that attempts to be real? is that a scam? remember when the economy produced material goods?

feeling bored. anyone want to get up to some trials with me? maybe a few tribulations? perhaps even a great feat of endurance if we have time for it?

ycse had me boomering out abount social media and how we are all characters created by some mix of ourselves, others, and uncontrollable forces beyond any one person. not me tho!! i post my thoughts, my whole thoughts, and nothing but my thoughts

when someone has a sleep token shirt irl i need to look away otherwise i laugh

trolley cool morning in the rain fucking save me

why aren't packable jackets better. it's 2026, i should be able to push a button on the jacket and it goes FWOOOSH into its little carrying bag. if accidentlly pressing the button while wearing the jacket crushes me to death instantly i consider the tradeoff worth it

bro i got this crazy idea for a bit where my past is your future and my future is your past. and i’ve already done it so it’s gonna happen

2027 will be the year i may be consumed beyond recognition by some sort of idea or endeavor. but no rush

no reputable bank wants to give me an auto loan for the all-new 2026 toyota grungler

chvrches at the observatory next march we are so fucking back

billion is a pretty funny number but you need to be careful and not invoke it too willy nilly lest you be unexpectedly confronted with its true magnitude

the possibility of going up to 200mg prog daily could be quite fun and profitable. looking into this!

i love the bus. not even on the bus so you know i’m serious

fuck it. the season has started

realized that if i’m gonna get better at catching hints, im gonna need to learn to think like a hint

freak the fuck out and turn off all your computers right now

you'll let google chrome see devices on your local network but you won't let me go through all your drawers and look at all your items and read all of your thoughts. curious!

a whole bottle of tums tastes so good when you don't have a mom in your ear telling you it's dangerous

documented proof of my baseballness

i've said it before and i'll say it again, tgirl baseball will fucking fix you

if you’re in a social interaction and forgot the other persons name, just start using made up words and it’ll kinda work itself out

i’m making bacon n eggs cooking up some classic shit rn

the santa ana winds are pushing back the beginning of this season’s liv jacket arc but gosh willing it’ll get going soon

if there is a sort of unaffiliated morally gray mafia that doesn't do much hmu

need to find out if charlie kirk would've gotten shot in the alternate universe where i didnt transition

i think if they made a psychosexual chess tournament i'd do alright. like a 70% chance i'd do better than how i would in a standard tournament

doing some preemptive corporate espionage

really looking forward to when science realizes that high sodium is actually rly good for you

on the precipice of milsurp arc

i've been secretly building #devices in my lair

theyre saying the prophecy is written at the bottom of beer number seven

“tits or ass” bro her incomprehensibility

can’t help but give that high fructose corn syrup stare

can someone teach me how to develop adobe flash apps and maybe just kinda stand behind me and put their fingers on top of mine while i type and