Liz Pullano

Jeopardy Contestant: Who is Beethoven? Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.

Another day, another WhatsApp update.

REM Realty: “Buy the sky and sell the sky, and lease the sky and rent the sky…”

Believe the hype! Saw “You Can See Everything” last night and holy shit! Can we please have Nathan Fielder moderate the next Presidential Debate?

Ben Her

Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas

My kitties just see me as a big clumsy cat, with impeccable taste in music.

The Wordle Bot appears to be running on a Windows 95 system.

We lose site of just how big BILLIONS and TRILLIONS are. Say you take home $500,000/week = Millionaire in 2 weeks. - Billionaire in about 40 years - Trillionaire in about 40,000 years

Men waste no time!

I’m more worried about implosive diarrhea.

I have the superhuman ability to always eat that one bad-tasting pistachio last.

Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you

I can't say the word "Shopify" without doing Fosse hands.

A sequel to Se7en called Ei8ht

Surprised they went with Hungarian accents.

With all of the chaos out there, it's comforting to know that the Dems have their priorities straight.

We need more doohickeys and less thingamajigs.

Our sweat lodge now has AC!

Meh... I once went to Long John Silvers through a wormhole.

There is a man in the parking lot wearing a clown costume and holding a chainsaw. We are aware. We have decided to let this play out.

Every White House press conference about the war in Iran.

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Bankruptcy is never fun... Unless it’s “Bankruptcy! The Slot Machine,” where you can strike it rich with a row of Chapter 11’s.

I refuse to attend the Met Gala until the theme is "Casual Friday."

Word of caution, that’s not a Ronnie James Dio hologram in the lounge, it’s actually his poltergeist.

Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!

We’re proud to announce that River Side has been named one of the Top 50 regional casinos located on or adjacent to a smelting factory.

This guy is one of my favorite follows. Never disappoints.

Now that it's no longer a secret, who knows? Nice goin', Gizmodo!

I really hope it wasn't a Roomba.

Dems should get rid of their donkey/jackass political symbol and adopt the honey badger moving forward.

Little known film fact: David Lean's "Lawrence of Arabia" was shot entirely on a soundstage in Burbank.

The Bills should also fire Chuck Schumer.

Pearl Jelly

The Pitt should get a special award for putting out 2 seasons in under a year (in addition to being awesome.) #ThePitt

RIP Bobby! youtube.com/shorts/hvFv2...

Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking

A hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros?! Whatever happened to warmhearted takeover bids?

David Byrne is the American Bowie.

The 100 funniest movies and no mention of TV’s The Bear?! Not a valid list. variety.com/lists/best-c...

The fix is in!

“Forget it Murph, it’s Charlestown.”

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Bot George

The universe may be 14 billion years old, but it could easily pass for 10 billion.

Italian family chooses cannolis over guns.