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ohhhhh we are going deep into au fanfic territory and I am not entirely mad about it??? @bgoodg.bsky.social BB I need your thoughts youtu.be/uJqaGLmZpGo?...

Dudes online are doing sex macro spreadsheets and smashing their faces with hammers to impress each other and mainstream America is like we want the fifty-something with the sad eyes who cries when he holds the baby

RIP

That’s where the k-cup goes

donation link in the next skeet to enter the raffle, my sad boat friends!!

I wanna say this is the most elder millennial targeted internet browser ad I’ve ever seen, but it’s the only elder millennial targeted internet browser ad I’ve ever seen. youtu.be/E2AoYIKwJqM

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

(half paying attention to the news today) Brazil and Serbia are opening up a bunch of Cheesecake Factories, I think

fyi: still hashtag not sponsored but I discovered the other night that this delicious beverage is in fact VERY caffeinated so please drink responsibly 😂

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

I’m Moby Dick for Halloween

Proud of this crew🤘

I'm not saying this is why we won tonight but we should invite him to the tailgate next weekend just in case

@1001cranes.bsky.social you were yelling about Works of Vermin, yes? tis an ebook deal

now i can relax by watching a nice soothing game of baseball

THE PRIDE AND WINNING TRADITION OF THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS WILL NOT BE ENTRUSTED TO THE WEAK OR THE TIMID!!!

LRS - not to get all "unit, Corps, God, country" about it, but I am not that surprised that Marines rejected the idea that anyone else gets to tell them who's a Marine

the navy isn't as much of a surprise but i was not expecting we'd get the United States Marines in the national divorce

where my Heroes of Ferelden at?

LRS - I see great things in baseball park food. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us.

Wisconsin is one of two states I've lived in whose insularity leads to the kind of evolutionary cultural craziness you find in animals in the Galapagos or language in isolated settlements. This is what hath been wrought in the name of sausage

I need all my Sad Boat Fandom friends to know that one of the donation giveaways on @desertbus.org this year is an account of Sir John Franklin's account of his 1819-1822 expedition. hit me up if you want to know more about the org or how donations work! desertbus.org/2026/prize/1...

this scratches that Mr. Rogers itch in my brain

Air to Ground Message: GOOD AFTERNOON RDU, STAY SAFE THIS SPOOKY SEASON....,THE MOONS HAUNTED Area: Orlando, FL, USA Type: Airbus A321neo A: #a50802271ce F: #fcaf44a6482

it IS a cheerocracy! let's go, ladies!!

WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!

TRAFFIC ALERT ⚠️ : ACPD and neighboring law enforcement partners will conduct road closures on Sunday, October 25 to accommodate the 51st Annual Marine Corps Marathon. DETAILS: www.arlingtonva.us/About-Arling...

it's cool, it's fine, i'm just crying about college football on my lunch break www.theplayerstribune.com/matthew-mcco...

American Constance chain-smokes like it's the source of all her power.

🌙 🍬 🎃

𝓐𝓵𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓪𝔂

shoutout to the person at the Bears game with the sign "It's my 30th birthday, I mustache you to BEAR DOWN!" 🎂🥸🐻

Pop Tarts Bowl watch parties about to go awff

I think the Trump people have understandably come to the conclusion that this country hates women and misogyny is a cheat code for power. They may or may not be right. But I will grant that I see how they reached that conclusion from their personal experiences.

I’ll tell you what. The first Genoese banker who sets up stall in my city with a lockbox and absolutely no website is getting ALL of my money instantly.

My grandmother has been adopted by a pair of ravens and cooks them breakfast (additional jealous turkeys in the background) I had to take the pictures from inside on the couch because I'm new and they don't trust me

I've always loved this iteration of the presidential schedule because it sounds like the Busytown version of presidenting. Now we also have Richard Scarry's Department of Justice

Low pressure formerly known as "nor'easter" now Subtropical Storm Josephine. 65mph sustained wind, spinning off Mid-Atlantic coast. Delivering high seas, elevated coastal flood risks, and a gale warning up and down the Northeast coast. Details: www.capitalweather.com/coastal-floo...