Lou Chadore: Staunch Candy Corn Enjoyer

It’s Wednesday, you know what that means #AEW

"let IPs die" 🚫 "force IP into the public domain" 👉

I watched Jesse Venture’s Interview with Hasan so you don’t have to: This feels like an old Smart Mark Video shoot, also notice how I say JESSE’S interview, because Hasan barely gets a point in edgewise, this is crazy.

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For marketing purposes, I put forth the new super stable’s name is “Ace Austin’s Thighs”

“I’m gonna let you try that ONE more time.”

aw hell yeah

Playing Xenogears and I’d like to direct you all to one of the most over the top save confirmation sounds ever.

hate the amount of crossover in modern fighting games, what do you mean kool-aid man knows the shun goku satsu

You ever watch Rocky 3? “No, but I am familiar with Karate Kid.”

Lou Chadore x Joker’s Republic! Happy to see them thriving after almost ten years having last seen them!

Death Riders/Conclomeration: Done, dusted, berated, turned on, bamboozled, left for dead even. Claudio: “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MIAMI TIME TO OPEN THIS SHIT UP!” #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

so yeah, ilja vs bailey was fantastic RAHHHHHHHHHHH THAT SHIT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME MAN I DONE TOLD YALL ILJA WASNT SOME FED GUY AHHHHH. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Wish I could’ve seen this live, because I know a part of the timeline simultaneously realized “oh Ilja is a DEMON” at various points in this match. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Ilja Dragunov, leaving WWE to go to the only place left not corrupted by capitalism. MIAMI #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Alright, despite commentary’s best efforts to derail the match wholesale, I REALLY liked Aminata vs Maya. They were getting into a crazy pocket over the last five minutes of that match. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Okay, not EVERY match needs guest commentary. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Does Chris Jericho not realize it’s nowhere near Mardi Gras season? #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️ Jericho takes anywhere from 10 seconds to 7 years to talk, it seems. Either that, or Nick Wayne is talking a mile a minute.

nick waYNEEE nick waYNEEE nick waYNEEE #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

They should run Miami more, the roster seems to crash the fuck out on a dime, and I’m here for it. AEW once again proving the friend group vacation will ALWAYS go sideways. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Wow, they must have an absolute loaded gun of a main event tonight. I don’t remember AEW doing a show long build to a tv debut match, not often anyway. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Oh Jay White in fixin to LOCK IN. World title agenda about to be resumed. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Mox and Roddy was absolutely my jam. Reaaaaally fun one for me. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Okay, can’t have been the only one to have a split second reaction of “IS MOX GONNA CALL OUT MERCEDES?!” #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️ I’m sorry TRIOS TEXAS DEATH? I’m sorry, were New Level HOLDING BACK in that Hell in a Cell from years ago? Okay, that is CRAZY.

Me, as Booker: “so the metronome is an introduction for a match I’m calling Metronome Madness, and to break it down in its simplest terms, here’s Renee Paquette to explain the rules in fluent Russian.” #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Ominous Metronome That’s AWESOME.

Excalibur, I wouldn’t call Davis and Doyle winning “lopsided” by any means. Both Max and Jeremy Buck got an equal measure asswhooping, down to the molecule. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Oh how nice that Swerve piece on the billboard- oh good lord #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Where the FUCK did Nicolas Amadeus Jackson get a boat oar? #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

LOOK AT MY MAN KYLE WITH THE BELT. It’s made for him. 😍 #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️ Okay, can’t have been the only one to notice that Fletcher was SUUUUPER nice to Cope this match. I mean, I understand why, he’s not gonna shoot drop Cope 12 to 6, but it was noticeable lmfao.

GET PAID Kyle fucking SMOKED Ospreay with that heel kick. I mean just deleted his ass at mach speed. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Calling it now this tag match is gonna be the first clip they show in video recaps right before Kyle wins the world title. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

I’m putting forth Kyle Fletcher’s theme is the best in the game right now. #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Miami being able to completely sing Cope’s theme down to the annunciation shocks me not one bit #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Okay woah wow, alright. So Q and A time: Did I think Doyle and Davis would win? Yes. Absolutely. Did I expect them to absolutely ass-spelunk the Bucks so hard they probably think they’re still teaming against the Cutlers in Reseda? Absolutely fucking NOT #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

#AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️ Is the audio always this weirdly mixed?

Starting some AEW Dynamite Woah no glasses jones, what’s wrong Taz, you alright? #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼‍♂️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XimY... Random match that absolutely rules: Fuminori Abe vs Roderick Strong

LORD

THIS WHAT THEY GOT GOING ON IN MUD SOUTH?

Rush and Dralistico about to learn “if you mess with the bull(shit)” real quick lmfao