Louis Loftus

You know it’s a good sign when even the skeptics of the AI bubble basically concede that OpenAI and Anthropic are going to go under. The writing has never been more on the wall

Spike should get a ring

Mandate of Heaven vibes from the Brewers rn

Iñárritu watching Tom Cruise

Muncy is a great player but he really gives “coaches son on the AAU team”

Sorry, but Guardians/Rays is the worst conceivable ALCS match up. There is no other pairing of AL teams I wouldn’t prefer

Ite Caligae Albae!

If an ICE agent felt comfortable enough to sleep on someone’s lawn, that probably means that people in the neighborhood had been feeding it. As this story shows, that’s dangerous both for the people and the agent

Another season of just wishing baseball didn’t exist

If curses existed, the Rays would be under one for rebuilding this orange juice shit box that was destroyed by God himself

Don’t worry, the windows gonna fit

The Reds should play in St Petersburg, not the Rays

Gotta say, as much as i ***fucking hate*** talking to robots, reporting a damaged stop sign to DC’s automated 311 did seem to work pretty well

Agnes watched til the end

The yaaaaaankeeeees winnnnn

The worst hitting catcher in mlb strikes again!

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Codyyy!!

Verlander out there like

We’ve all assumed tech bros intended “NPC” as a pejorative, but its increasingly clear that they’ve actually always believed the non-player characters in their video games are fully conscious “agents” with rich inner lives. They presumably weep for Yoshi each time he falls off the floating platform

I think that he should've had Altman arrested for running a company committing cybercrimes

When you’re so excited for the first mask-optional Saturday Night at Last Ditch

The world’s not going to end, you’re just increasingly going to wish it would

I know we’re all prison abolitionists and stuff on here, but surely we’re still all for summary executions for people who steal credit card info from people online right?

Officially declaring the Class 3 e-bikes (aka motorcycles) on sidewalks a national emergency

Didn’t see it but is The Beast in Me about those FBI applicants Kash was talking about?

In DC—perhaps the city with the worst least contentious drivers I’ve ever lived in—a car is still way more likely to yield to me at a cross walk than any of the many forms of bike. The number of times I’ve nearly been clipped by a cyclist just blowing thru a stop sign …

Some Minnesota State Fair modernism

In my martini drinking I’ve come to the realization that I don’t want it dirty so much as I just want spiked olive juice

Pup loves the porch

This is the essential Tim Curry performance

One of the best things I’ve ever seen youtu.be/wWEQDyrbphE?...

Walked in on Agnes like this

i'm seeing a lot of people (right and left) give nathan cofnas "credit" for the campaign against jason arday, and he's reveling in that attention, but cofnas is just a halfwit with a shitty substack who received leaked information and posted it. he is a cretin, but first and foremost he's nobody.

Well, that’s a new one—writer at the Atlantic not only thinks college students don’t and shouldn’t register to vote where they go to college (and live almost all year), but aren’t able to! Genuinely think these people never leave their houses

Finally watching the show about my dad

I guess the Obama Center works better in person than in pics (its well massed & undeniably striking, tho I still think that siding looks way chintzier than it should), but there is just something sepulchral & forlorn about it. What could’ve been a community center looms over Jackson park like a tomb

Ohh, so this guys like real stupid

The pure joy of a reunion with old friends 🥹

Bucktown atmosphere

It really is just banger after banger

Hello old friend

Chicago is swell

O’Hare, build more gates. You do not have enough.

Dodgers fans should be embarrassed, and so should those of every other team