Ske-Lou-Ton 💀

📚 PROOFREADING AVAILABILITY 📚 I'm open to projects for proofreading from the end of June onwards! I'm getting to the end of my current "to do" list so it's time to book me up 👀 £0.005/word No gen AI Any genre Reply or DM to discuss!

Brandon Flowers played In A Car Outside just for me btw (I'm delulu)

It's 2am and I want nice bread and soup

Reading NQO while waiting for a gig to start and fuck me I miss Keele

I have no proof but I think Jenna Levine wrote Love You to Death JUST FOR ME

What if I just buy a tank for shrimp

Learned about someone taking time out of work to "work on his books" and I'm like no, you write your first novel on company time while everyone forgets you're there and forgets to give you work. Surely.

send help

Lots of things can become witchcraft and ritual if you let them

Spent an hour planning and taking bookstagram photos Guess I'm back!

I just love my friends so damn much

Booked my cervical smear and I'm fucking SCARED but I'm gonna do it anyway.

I have like 5 things I want/need to do but the most important of them is to spend time with my cat because she loves me

Y'all don't know what's gonna hit you when this new Narnia film comes out. I'm gonna be insufferable.

Hey have I got any friends who've read The Wonder Engine by T Kingfisher because I need to cry with someone

Y'all I feel depressed as hell

A few weeks ago D and I got a pet snail and it died tonight and I'm not sure how I'm supposed to process this.

Y'all I gave myself 2 hours to rest before going out for dinner and apparently it wasn't enough??? I demand a refund

Taxidermy will now forever make me think of spaces in walls which shouldn't be as big as they are thanks to @tkingfisher.com 🥲

Team how much do we like these out of 5

If you got a signed copy of the black parade I'm really happy for you honestly

Watching the video for I'm Not Okay for the first time in YEARS and it's fucking hilarious I love these men

Rewatching Bones and absolutely sobbing because it's like catching up with childhood friends

Bringing little bits of witchcraft into my life is wonderful because now I have jars of lavender everywhere and a journal I keep all my hopes and fears in and nature feels close

Hurt my thumb while crocheting so I guess does anyone have any techniques for crocheting that WON'T hurt my (hook-wielding) thumb?

My whole face hurts and it's either because I've got issues with my sinuses or because I've been clenching my jaw

Watching Clue for the first time in years and I deeply hope it's as good as I remember

Feedback has started coming in for archery WIP so if you need me I'll be hyperventilating

Current status: helplessly in love with the Dervish

OMG IT'S QUITTING WEEK 24th August 2017 - left my first job (for a grad job) 25th August 2021 - left my grad job because I simply couldn't take it any more There's another one soon but it hasn't come up on my memories yet Slightly sad I (probably) won't be continuing the trend this year

Reading Daggerbound at every opportunity and I just got to the bit where REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED to give REDACTED the REDACTED and I SCREAMED AT WORK

Trying to find a new job (a career??? We can only dream) but apparently I'm unqualified for everything and I would like to scream

I want to learn tarot properly so I've got a notebook for it and I was like "I could draw each card" and then I bought a lino cutting set so now I'm like "I could lino cut each card" and I need to be slowed down because I work a full time job plus on-call and I've got an anthology to edit and--

Last night I got to come home and stumble into bed beside D and I've not felt that safe in YEARS

Still grieving btw

Apologies to those who know this already. If you're an aspiring author who submits a manuscript to what looks like a traditional publisher, and they write back saying that they adore your book but want you to pay £3k or so for an 'editing service'... Please don't sign with them.

I may be trying to do too much at the moment

Anyway I'm writing a completely unhinged m/f monster fucker romance and it'll be published under a pseudonym but you better all support it anyway

Pretty graphic to advertise my availability 🥰 I wanna proofread something this month! HMU!

Another AI casualty. 😕 An entire anthology was cancelled and *an entire imprint* was shut down because they were flooded with AI stories and couldn't fully verify which ones were written by humans. 😭 RIP, "Tales From Sherwood Forest." RIP, "Myths & Legends" imprint. 1/3 🧵

Two young men have been arrested regarding fires on my local heathland and I'm so angry and upset