lauren 🎃

I left my phone in the car when I went bowling and didn’t realize it until it was time to leave, that’s how bowling pilled I am

Yeah I figured

I’ll say it: too many different types of grapes now

new business slang senior leadership can’t stop saying: “I want to push on that” or “that’s a good push”, used as another word for feedback, but weirder and kinda perv-adjacent!

doing vigilante justice but it's me targeting tree of heaven in my neighborhood with herbicide

do you think the owner drives this seasonally or year-round?

having a CRISP coke zero this afternoon, fellas

L'homme et la forêt / Man and the forest - c. 1965 #artbots #magritte

dental hygienist: what the FUCK are you doing dentist: 👍 great 👍 teeth 🦷

wild that this is exactly what using a computer is like now

good, i love when you provide a new dr's office your insurance with the appointment request, they call you to give it to them again, and then the intake form asks for the information again! good! good system

inside of you there are two wolves

two sick people on a call competing for being the most ill

well-rounded meal

the surface lot I was going to park in is hosting a vendor market: 😮 the surface lot I was going to park in is hosting a vendor market: 😃

we used to make Buildings

when you turn 34, the state does an audit to make sure you have a home printer

Mamdani? More like mommy dom me

Watching tech people tremble before the awesome power of AI feels like when an actor is “attacked” by a wild animal in a movie but they are just holding a raccoon pelt to their neck and pretending to wrestle with it

bought a rug

summoning my dog from the basement by walking above her like she’s a worm from dune

I breathe the fragrance myself, and know it and like it,

rug shopping is the endless cycle of: finding a beautiful fit 🤩 it’s $1600 🫥

did the soy boy face when they said "the poisonwood bible" when i got to it in the same named novel

good morning

the only coherent opinion on this, by the way, is "you should probably wear a helmet but shaming and helmet laws are quantifiably bad. and also biking without one is a top 10 life activity." ok maybe that last part is my editorial but it's true

so turkeys lay eggs… and we don’t eat them?

up north for the weekend

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 02,1946

genuinely going to be late for book club but I cannot get up off bed after my shower

everyone got the rainy and humid dress code yesterday at microcenter

dead squirrel in the yard and wasps are EATING it 😨😧😲

rule of threes, maybe it will happen tomorrow

every AI ad i see boils down to "there's a new way to buy stuff"

of the genuine belief that on days with beautiful weather, we all take the day off, exceptions only for ice cream shop workers and lifeguards, but they get to bank an extra PTO day for their service

building community by being cool & normal, payoff is getting eggs from my neighbors’ chickens

Goldfinch on a coneflower if you even care

hardest thing about return to office is having cramps in public again. what do you mean there's no option to let me lay down with my laptop in bed like i do at home

from a young age I learned to hoist myself by my own petard

Had a very real urge to drop my laptop down the stairs at work

Gorgeous bungalow in Oak Park, Illinois

things are going just fine in michigan

Doorknocking & documenting

Me wondering if my upset stomach is the parasite before remembering I had chili cheese fries last night