Goth-laminated Tinder 🖤 👻 🎃 🖤

who up costumed for they office halloween party

I love the vertical video influencer tic of acting like some important public official who has to "respond to the controversy" as if the controversy wasn't about her ex-husband's taco bell addiction or whatever

asking someone to save your spot in line in return for a favor call that quid pro queue

thoughts and prayers for this precious snowflake

I sincerely love that Dan thought percent was some sort of complicated advanced stat lmao

no amnesty

the irony of him being a eugencist who wants the weak to be killed off is how much he himself deserves to be [redacted]

It’s just so appalling and enraging how casual and commonplace this has become. I’m out of words.

this is right, we need to quiet quit gambling otherwise all the world’s most tedious people will mobilize

God damnit someone pulled Conor’s cord again

We've got the first complete circle in division 1. The @bigskyconf.bsky.social is closed! (We first saw this from @CSG_MSU on the other site first and did the double check. Thanks to them for getting it out first!)

the obvious answer is to cancel the Hawks/Cavs game and never make it up because who cares about a Hawks/Cavs game

big failure from the NBA to not get two of its teams to move one (1) regular season game. the NBA owns 42% of the WNBA (functionally more, since a lot of NBA owners own teams) and should be invested in wanting the league to grow, even at minor expense to its more popular product

[showing children a drone] so yeah these are super cheap and you can make really cool videos with em Children: 😃 [crashing it into a wall] people mostly use em to blow each other up Children: ☹️

spouse consoling you in the future: you seem off, babe. when's the last time you authenticated? maybe you're behind schedule on 2FA and I know that gives you anxiety. sometimes you just need a one-time verification code that will never be shared with nor asked for by the company sending it

me, to kids in 1999: ...so there will be these things called cookies and they're all over the place— children: [loud cheers] me: wait no, they're not real and they suck... c: [becoming visibly distressed] me: also everything is gamified— c: [sighs of relief] me: it also sucks c: [sobbing]

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sorry should have put a CW warning for eating disorders/body issues but the "adult content" warning is a nice automatic half-measure lol

these people are grotesque and we must bury them (metaphorically speaking, allegedly)

What's fascinating about it is that she somehow both took more time and produced less meaningful output and then took even MORE time telling the newspaper it was a good idea.

it's monday morning, fam. time to grind and authenticate all our apps 😤💪

A Bluesky story in three parts

One benefit of holding leaders accountable for crimes is that if Flávio Bolsonaro tries to overturn this election, he knows exactly where he’d end up. In prison, next to his father.

I don’t know where milwaukee mike bradley went but somebody on the left finally did the jack poso playbook and I really wanted to give him his flowers

The colors at sunrise were *insane* this morning. The sky, the fall colors at Promontory Point, the lake...Sheesh! Sure picked a good morning to wake up early

a 14 year old is the new youngest player in the history of the greek basketball league and i promise you are not prepared for just how much this professional basketball player looks like a normal ass 14 year old

Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

can someone explain why we should trust prediction markets on elections? I am a little dubious we should take it as gospel.

poor guy won’t ever get his wish to get out of prison and live the rest of his life in a hospital, sad!

Keeps happening

Jameson Williams into the end zone

“He’s not lost in Goff’s eyes” Tom Brady getting spiritual there lol

imagine if a democratic candidate anywhere said something like this about a jewish candidate, would be a ten-alarm fire in every media outlet for days. but the literal president promoting this sort of insane bigotry against a muslim won't even merit a story

there are cathedrals all around us for those with eyes to see

The Cheesecake Factory “controversy” is nice because it’s a rerun of the exact kind of stupid shit we had to sit through every day of the Obama administration. Now Zoomers don’t have to feel left out of having their own Obama “controversy” to reference.

We could solve the housing crisis if Mike Pence has the courage

anyone with a 12-year-old boy knows views are bullshit, at least half of them are force-fed to teens and tweens via the algorithm whose brains are melting out their ears, never to be perceived again

announcer: the one thing he can't do here is take a sack the qb:

the refs are ruining the purity of UM’s comprehensively dogshit offense with bad calls, this can’t stand (sincere)