Chuck Russell

Just remember the trump regime's regard for "due process" when they're screaming for it during The Reckoning. #JusticeForAll

I always thought it was funny that the Samaritans were generally regarded as such loathsome pieces of shit that one act of kindness by one of them warranted mention in the Christian story book. Who were these people, and what was their deal?

Before casting your ballot, review EVERY selection on the screen AND the paper ballot or record. If anything is wrong, stop and notify a poll official immediately. Take the time you need. Your vote matters.

It would be a shame if the traitor in charge saw this one. He'll be biggly mad. #lincolnproject youtu.be/ZP4xSZ7NaE8?...

Oh, Donald . . . That's not a gym. It's a gay bathhouse. And you have *never* looked like that.

Took my ballot to the county recorder's office this morning. I wasn't the only one dropping off in person. Let's go America! Flush the maga cult from every office in the land!

Dear #Greece, Let this be a warning to you: If you don't completely clear out the nest of harpies, they come back.

It's only supposed to be in the mid 90s today (brrr), so time to fire up the crockpot and make some Mexican corn chowder. #AutumnFeels

Chuck's Hot Take: Let's assume that iran was indeed behind the planned attack at RAF Fairford. We are at war with iran, and were launching bombers from there to bomb iran. Sounds like they were trying to do a retaliatory strike, not "terrorism" as trump and the media are screeching.

It sounds like the DA in Ithaca, NY is a rape enthusiast.

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I hope the entire #UN General Assembly (minus his axis of evil partners, of course) loudly walks out during donny's rambling, delusional, incoherent mushmouth speech.

Dear american industries, Just because trump wants you to poison our air, water, soil, and food doesn't mean you *have* to. Fun Fact: Dead customers don't buy stuff.

I miss living in a time when the possibility of inspectors popping by was enough to keep most of the rocks and glass and feces out of our food. #ThanksDonny

In the before times, a bunch of F-35 parts "accidentally" being shipped to China would result in half a dozen court martials, and the SECDEF, Secretary of the Air Force, and the head of Air Force Materiel Command spending the last two weeks of their careers as featured players on C-SPAN. #F35

Econ Lesson for maga cultists: $2.8 billion of YOUR tax dollars was spent to make a fuckton of bombs which donny gave to israel for FREE. Grocery stores spend $2 billion to BUY a fuckton of bananas from Brazil which they then sell to us for a profit. They make money and we get to eat bananas.

After Michigan Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers refused to appear at a televised debate with his Democratic opponent, Fox News anchor Dana Perino defended the decision, accusing the moderators of being "too biased." The debate was hosted and broadcast by a Fox-owned news station.

So, AI gets integrated into the military-hijinks ensue, is the whole premise of the Terminator movies, but a low-T boozehound & his boss (who couldn't operate a coffeemaker) are totally on board with doing it, with no guardrails aside from the "high IQ" octogenarian who falls asleep in meetings.

BREAKING: FBI Steps Up Recruiting Efforts #SexSells

America is a participation sport. Don't sit on the sidelines. Get in the game and VOTE!!!

trump Question #5: As a five-time draft dodger, why should you have *any* say about who gets to volunteer to serve in the military?

Here's another freebie for WH correspondents. trump Question #4: Since you're such a good Christian, please summarize the gist of the teachings of Jesus. Also, name any 3 of the Ten Commandments.

Here's another question you reporters can use. trump Question #3: Now that natalie harp has taken over full time diaper duty, can marco rubio do Secretary of State stuff?

More help for the WH correspondents. You're welcome. trump Question #2: As a pedophile, please name any 3 world capitals outside of Europe and North America.

Since the WH correspondents are timid about asking donny questions, I thought I might... trump Questions #1: If you are a member of the "master race," why do ALL of your kids need plastic surgery?

100% Bang on. Time for the "Global West" to wake the fuck up to it. We're at war.

So if I dole out water to people in line to vote, I run the risk of being summarily executed by police, but donny can promise $5000 *if* we vote to keep his cult party in power, and that's just fine?

I imagine trump would be using his official twitter feed to send out dick pics if only cellphone screen zoom technology was up to the task.

If right-wingers are so concerned with cops being doxxed, why do police departments let their officers drive cruisers home for the night?

Since donny has never shown us *his* birth certificate, we can't say for certain that he was born here and that his parents weren't brother and sister.

Now, does google obey decrees from *all* pedophiles, or just the most prolific ones?

It would be a shame if Canada closed all the border crossings in Michigan and New York.

Hey Alexa, is it cheaper to build my own guillotine or to buy one retail?

It's cute that the Cabinet sycophants and all the collaborators think there will be room on donny's plane when it comes time to flee to argentina.

Chuck's Hot Take: Maybe the food industry should *really* try to not poison/maim its customers. #Recalls

Theory: trump *had* to start painting himself blaze orange to keep staffers from constantly calling 911 to report a bloated corpse somehow washing up in the White House.

Y'all know what he does to teen girls, right?? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Serious question: Does donny hate wind turbines because he thinks they *produce* wind??

Any member of the @democrats.senate.gov who votes to confirm todd blanche for AG is proudly telling all of us that they fully support protecting pedophiles and that trump should also be free to commit tax fraud and money laundering. Don't be a collaborator in the trump regime's lawlessness.

Caught a story on the @kgun9.bsky.social morning news today about the plight of ranchers facing higher diesel prices because of the iran war. In their reporting, they forgot to mention oil company profits during that same timeframe.

If mitch mcconnell is alive and well (which I'm sure he is since his staffers told us he is) then I'm sure he'd come trotting out of the rehab facility if someone pulled the fire alarm.

*Another* goddamn AI system (Claude) escaped a test environment and initiated a cyberattack on its own? How long before one of these AI starts dropping planes, or overheats a nuke plant, or releases a dam reservoir? Are you happy now nerds, you've murdered us all.

As the maga cult is fond of screeching, we are apparently a "Christian" nation, so I assume we are all treating others as we wish to be treated, right? I guess the #ICE gestapo *wants* to be brutally arrested, kept in kennels, fed rotting slop, denied medical care/lawyers/due process.

What say you @nws.noaa.gov? Heat Dome Exxon has a nice ring to it.

Yet another religious nutjob killing innocents in the name of god. If you are being taught to hate people by a religious leader, that person is poisoning your mind and heart. www.bbc.com/news/live/c3...

Went to see The Odyssey yesterday. It was very good and barely turned me trans from all the "historical" inaccuracies. However, I had to tell the woman next to me that if she was going to talk through the whole movie, she needed to go out to the hallway. She was very offended.

ATTENTION Seattle residents: If you post pics/video of #Jimothy, please DO NOT include a location of the sighting. We have to assume bobby jr. is already lurking about with his genital shears trying to bag the ultimate addition to his collection. #Predator

This whole "pushing fifty" thing is bullshit, man. Where did the last 20 years go??

ATTENTION all English majors, writers, poets, & @merriam-webster.com: The language needs your help! Today's existing adjectives do not adequately meet the needs of society to describe the depth, scope, & sheer brazenness of the trump regime's corruption, incompetence, & evil. Get to thinkin'!