Jennifer’s Body Snatcher

youtu.beCheetah Girls 2 - StrutYouTube video by Disney Music

y'all don't know the full body experience I had hearing this again

18 Aug

Discussing deep shower thoughts fueled by ☘️ with roommate. Googling how blind people dream- nevermind apparently Google has a much more pressing question to answer.

14 Aug

Got the "I really wanna be friends" with subtext of "I've lost all sexual attraction to you after being around you for a day" chat. It's not the first or third time this has happened is the thing. I'm very friendly and easy to talk to. But goddamn if hearing that doesn't crucify my self esteem.

11 Aug

Geriatric dog with back problems: I guess it's better than his old habit of curling up into the dirty laundry hamper fkn weirdo.

23 July

Boy I wish I was good at a thing

11 July

The fact it's for pride month doesn't escape me never been so happy to be pandered to

11 July

@princepiplup.bsky.social coded

6 July

Good moaning (it's 4 fucking pm) shaved and I already regret it holy fuck

4 July

Alright I busted y'all are free from my reply guy side until further notice.

3 July

I only get paid if they finish

🎃 pumpkin spice wendell 🎃@booternextdoor.bsky.social

I work pro-boner

22 June

I refuse to allow tiktok to hold this masterpiece hostage as a sticker The fetuses on tiktok don't even know what this is from ffs

15 June

Siri play the kill bill whistle First sword I've ever bought, I figure no better bitch to lose my sword virginity to

12 June

Can't read any of @lukeacl.com's work tweets without calling up the 70% of my brain dedicated to this movies quotes

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13 May

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11 May

Have a g*est at work who's absurdly cute and relatable, nice easy to talk to except I word vomited so gd bad last couple times I hate feelings

@princepiplup.bsky.social

11 May

6 May

1 May

Full days work of doing nothing and being chaos potato

23 Apr

Holy shit not a good year for movies at all. Besides this and 12 years a slave.

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9 Apr

Heeeyull yeah we ridin that nostalgia BIG time at this hotel

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25 Mar

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

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@rosgakori.bsky.social

5 Mar

Anyways.

5 Mar

5 Mar

Got my shark tooth necklace I know a dimensional distortion hate to see me coming

22 Feb

First time wearing a suit in 3 years, every crack of me is sweating this is so fkn stuffy.

Look at the camera challenge. Level, fucking impossible, lunatic in bullet hell level.

Someone who I formerly had a very complex friendship with died the other day. On one hand they became a narcissistic ass who used so many people, including me. On the other they developed the habit of only forming surface friendships with people as a trauma response. I wish I knew how to feel.

Don't mind this essay of text. I don't burden my IRL friends with musings. But y'all are willing victims still reading this. I find myself tempted to do the same thing sometimes. Can't trust anyone because I trust too many people, being the irreverent, sarcastic, neutral wallflower is much safer.

But end of the day it doesn't work, not for long. I could have easily ended up just like them, or worse. I wonder if I did the right thing breaking off, but that's a rabbit hole I don't have the mental capacity for atm. Carry love with you, even if it hurts.

19 Feb

Like I am the easiest fkn person to take advantage of bc my conscience is like a roided up Jimminy Cricket. And I see it actively happening but gaslight myself to thinking I'm somehow the bad guy. Yayyy