hypoderanged anchoress

you can pet the rat in half-life: alyx

if you enter this theater, every screen is playing digger

i'm watching the comedy central renewal of futurama, and my position on it has completely reversed since my first viewing. i now think it's marginally better than nothing. it's amazing how much your perspective on things can change as you get older.

no matter how many potlucks i attend there is never a leprechaun to steal gold from and i'm tired of the false advertising

most days i'm on team creature. but today, i'm on team critter. is this what it's like to have a lobotomy?

fantasizing about enacting glorious violence upon any spider that touches my theoretical wife unless it's too big and scary a spider :(

just watched beyond the valley of the dolls. if its first two-thirds were like the last, i think it could have possibly surpassed southland tales and freddy got fingered... it's amazing to imagine

checking out medical labs you can order

my piss is saltier than goblin piss

hell yeah

this site's dumbest man finds another subject he knows nothing about to confidently opine on

insane how much volkish ideology has been getting mainstreamed by liberals

cuddling gifs

had a really nice dream where the southern states fell to internal revolts (very quickly since raccoon meat was the only export they could use to try sustaining themselves) and then the united states promptly stopped being awful

need

been pondering this, and no. if there was a third thing there would be three or four of them.

it's so nice to see journalists learn you can never judge a book by its contents or front cover :)

why is there an animal called a skink?? i hate nature for not giving them a better name!

More people need to watch this movie

i think creatures could kick the asses of critters almost anytime

this goblin is just living in peace. you do not have to block him.

patient at ER: doctor, my blood pressure and pulse have been fluctuating wildly. i nearly fainted today for no reason. doctor: that sounds concerning. we will not measure your pulse or blood pressure. patient: *waits five hours* nurse: you just have fatigue, go away.

this is a good point and now i want to break their brains faster

PATIENT: hi, i have signs of a rare medical condition. DOCTOR: well that can't be true because it's rare. i don't know how to help you, go away.

training my breasts to be more aerodynamic

i think it would have been really fun to stab julius caesar

my politics

being haunted by a watto toy from pizza hut that i threw away as a child

alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia

gotta love the mythical strawman white trans woman who works a secure white collar career and panic posts online who gets to serve as the eternal shorthand reason in the eyes of many why we're all annoying delusional people who don't have real problems, but also deserve whatever does happen to us

i always offer to go along to my gf's doctor's appointments because doctors are so fucking worthless. there's no symptom they won't say is anxiety, no evidence they will accept, but if a man says "i've seen her have anxiety and this is something else" suddenly they're sherlock holmes

yesterday, i found a years old mcdonald's french fry between my car's seats and had the willpower to throw it away even though it was in perfect condition. nobody has congratulated me for this. what's the point of life..?

if this post gets a million likes, i will microwave my rat collection

this might be a bit scary, but you don't see doctors that often. it's fine. but if i had a baby named this, that would be a real problem...

God's Will

yesterday, a knight errant born in the year 3642 stumbled from a time portal and caught his balance on my shoulders. seeing that he laid hands on a woman, he shot himself with a disintegration ray. i didn't feel anything, which goes to show how much less insecure i am about passing nowadays.

everytime i see this guy i'm thinking more men should use eyeliner

calling this shit out as volkish needs to happen a lot more IMO

Everyone who works for the NYT — including my many friends — should be incredibly embarrassed by this statement. The depths to which the NYT will go to back its agenda of challenging trans people's right to exist is horrifying, ongoing, and has caused very real and specific harms to trans people.

I always smile when I remember this 900 year old Sam & Max fanart, carved into some old twelfth century church in england

hillary can still win if we summon the nuckelavee and trap its dick in a doorframe. i haven't worked out the chain of causality, but that's definitely step 1.

descending the staircase to my apartment's garage, i was blocked by the wreck of an old sunken ship which hosted aquatic lifeforms of all kinds. before i could ask, the captain's ghost said we don't get a rent discount just because of the obstruction. it's crazy how this is legal.

i hate how everyone is pretending we need to treat horses like a serious animal when their main ability is pooping at random places. it's not fair. i could do that too if i wanted.

please do this if you are cis and/or have money

"everytime i swing i get a strike so let's stop swinging and hope for balls"

they're called ailiens because they're always sick. it's not funny.

additionally, the logical skills they use for programming are used within highly controlled environments... and yet they obviously make mistakes that need fixing! sometimes very frequently in an iterative process! they only consider their solutions, but not their incorrect attempts along the way.