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move back to Ireland and Donegal with my Cork man? winning it lads

And I know all of them

💍 I had my wedding makeup trial yesterday and I LOVED IT AND I LOOKED FANTASTIC and I didn’t want to take it off and honestly there should be a setting spray that lasts 7 months and it’s rude that there isn’t 💍

Unfortunately given that Silverman is a weapon, this remains a BOP. 18 years old apparently

I was watching some old Gordon Ramsay clips there and the actual clip that sparked this meme came on and now I can’t stop laughing again. Every time I rediscover this meme I make noise like an injured pigeon

It’s very very funny that Ed Sheeran did all this without realising that his entire Support retinue for the *entire* tour was The Free Palestine Movement We Have T-Shirts And CDs By The Exit

In a world where people mackle too little, Macklemore 🇵🇸

Jamie and I like to do those stupid quickfire social media quizzes when we’re in bed of an evening if they appear on one of our phones when we’re scrolling ANYWAY: Question: the lower part of the jaw is called the mandible, what is the upper part called? Jamie: THE WOMANDIBLE THE WOMANDIBLE!! Me:

An incredibly proud daughter here. This book has been a labour of love for my dad for many years, and to see it finally in print is a truly wonderful day for my family. If you’d like a copy, it’s available on Amazon or in all good bookstores ❤️

Absolutely *inhaling* snorts at my desk in work at this

We just drove up to Malin Head and Jamie looked genuinely upset for a minute, I asked if he was ok and he said ‘This is a very very sad moment. This is as far away from Cork as I can get on this island.’ Absolute weapon of a man.

Jamie and I ‘watched’ the solar eclipse tonight on the waterfront in Buncrana with a car picnic and it was delightful. At the risk of sounding smug, I wish you all the happiness that I currently have in my life. Grab your person or your furry pet-love and give them a cuddle ❤️

We just rewatched Braveheart so of course I’ve immediately run to Wikipedia to ‘read up’ on everyone Me: oh WOW did you know William Wallace was only 35 when he died? Jamie: yup Me: [amused] ‘occupation: military leader’ Jamie: death: NAAAASTY

[In the car in traffic crawling past a wake] Me: If I go first do NOT have a wake for me, I do not want people staring at my body, do you hear? Jamie: If I go first DO have a wake for me but only if you change my body’s position every hour He then demonstrated finger guns from the hip for me

with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

NO RAGRETS

So many videos online like ‘HI! I’M A 2024 BRIDE - HERE’S HOW WE HAD AN EXPENSIVE LOOKING DAY BUT A €150 BUDGET☺️🥰’ but their mum is a hairstylist, their dad owns a bakery, their granny is a florist, their best friend is a dress designer, their cousin is a vintage car and their stepbrother is a hotel

The funniest review I’ve seen of The Odyssey so far

I am the only partner in human history to be fussed at for making the bed. This is a regular occurrence. Think I’ll marry this one.

So I’m biased but c’mon now. God’s own country (county) 🙌🥰🇮🇪

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We as a species, as humanity, need to rise up and stop accepting these absolutely BRUTAL BASTARD ad length times on Channel 4 OD* or whatever it’s called because we’re trying to watch Tip Toe and I’m already in PIECES and then the ad breaks kick in and oh my GOD *yes there’s a VPN involved

Jamie just played me a clip from an Irish radio phone in quiz and I don’t even care if it’s real or not because Host: name a celebrity whose name begins with ‘Q’ Hapless Caller: eerrr errrrr oh god…errrrr Host: c’mon! HC: errrrr Que Jackman!! Host: what

YES!!!!! I love this woman’s dress, I think she’s beautiful, she’s stunning, my only concern here is that the dress wouldn’t look good on my vampiric skin tone so I couldn’t buy it myself

Jamie: for someone so annoying you really don’t like being annoyed do you Fair summation of my personality

[watching Love/Hate and a character is found dead in bed with no obvious signs of injury] Me: oh my GOD what happened?! Jamie: … Me: HOW DID THEY DIE?! WHAT HAPPENED WHAT WAS IT?!? Jamie: …I am literally watching it at the same time as you, I have no idea, I would have to examine the corpse

I regret to announce that unfortunately

It’s a Bank Holiday weekend, it’s not even 11.30pm, I’m tucked up in bed next to my fiancé who is desperately trying to go to sleep before an early start in the morning, and I’m cackling like a goose in a drain

Just read a comment on my TikTok FYP that said ‘Dreading when it’s my turn to marry Katie Price’ and I’m sorry but I made a sound like a goose in a drain

lying next to Jamie in bed on a Saturday morning, stroking his hair, thinking ‘wow, how lucky am I, I love him so much’, then the hair stroking getting more aggressive because I’m bored and that’s enough sleep for you, wake up and talk to me, I have thoughts and opinions and stuff to say

We all know Linehan is fetid rancid rotten bin-juice, but this is an absolute BOP, and RTÉ will genuinely be showing Father Ted instead of Eurovision and as an added cheeky bonus, Linehan is livid about it

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Sent this to Jamie and he didn’t get it. Disappointing.

Just put the deposits down for our wedding rings so if anyone wants any pictures of Jamie’s feet on OnlyFans hit him up, we need the money

We’re on Episode 7 of The Dublin Murders and I honestly have absolutely NO idea what is happening, whoever wrote this nonsense needs to be stopped, but I have to finish it at this point for the sake of my mental health. If this isn’t resolved with actual answers I am going to start a one woman riot

We just watched the Peaky Blinders film and as a Cillian Murphy Connoisseur this really pains me but…meh?

It’s too late for me but save yourselves if you can

Watched the Louis Theroux ‘Manosphere’ documentary last night and I feel like those of us in longterm relationships/not actively trying to date right now really got the last choppers out of ‘nam because fucking hell

Jamie has just very pointedly turned his back on me in bed to ‘just gonna watch the game love’ and interrupt my ‘here look at this instagram reel hahaHAHAhaHA!’ streak in case anyone’s wondering how our night is going

Speaking as an Irish citizen living in Ireland, has anyone suggested this sort of plan to Keir Starmer though?

I feel like this would simply immediately Cease All Crime

I can’t remember where I first saw this (just came across it again on instagram) but it’s been years now and it lives rent-free in my brain. Just include me please, I’m listening anyway and I Have Opinions

I have just read a description of children as ‘crotch goblins’ and I’m afraid if anyone needs me I have simply dissolved into the ether 💀

Me looking at the cheating Canadian curling team as if before a couple of days ago I could remember curling was even a sport

Just physically print stamped a work document as having come in on the ‘61st February’ if anyone’s wondering how my day’s going And yes, it’s possible to turn the little wheels on the date stamper to that, which in my mind makes it the stamper’s fault and not mine

Imagine using *this* as your launchpad for your ‘nuns are just smol beans 🥹’ thought piece