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This morning I drove by a house with a bunch of daffodils coming up and caught myself thinking “if it were up to me I’d have every planter full of daffodils.” Bitch, it is up to you. You have a yard. Fill it with daffodils.

Anyway, give Vladar a knife. He won’t use it because he’s too nice, but he should be allowed to have one.

Letting up two 2-0 breakaways is just unacceptable. Yes, Vladar got them in the hole in the first place, but I can’t blame him for getting hung out to dry by the rest of his team.

Dan Vladar, I am kissing you on the face

HOLY GOD

A goal?? Is that legal??

i mean really, tremendous commitment to the bit

I know they can't do anything about it mid-broadcast, but when all of the "there's something special about this team" commercials come on after a period like that, I just get depressed, man

Chat, is it good when your hockey team has fewer shots than the other team has goals? (By “chat” I mean a panel of peers, not the GPT)

Sports bad

Bonky no 😔

I hate Dak’s cadence. The “here we go” annoys me

🍋 tuddy

Obviously glad it came back, but we can’t keep relying on Dallas to make dumbshit penalties

Birds

We’ve missed him a lot. He’s clearly still not 100% but even limited Saquon is better than no Saquon

SAQUOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Shut upppppp Troy

Hell yeah saxophone anthem

*sigh* go birds

When they said “Asim Richards” I really thought they said “Awesome Richards” and I didn’t even question it. I mean, he is on a team with Kool-Aid McKinstry

I was thinking this while play was still ongoing and didn’t want to say it out loud, but imagine Michkov finally gets his *** ***** with a ********

That was a wacky and wild afternoon

Also tighten up your helmet bro

What the fuck is the point of icing if you’re going to wave that off???

Leaky goal 😔

JOSEPH WOLL 😳😍😮

That feels like the fluky kind of goal that could only happen to the Flyers

The virtual board ads are particularly distracting today. Why are you giving me stats like most miles skated right now?

SHORTY

It had to be Carlsson and Gauthier on the goal 🙄

“There’s a serenade for Cutter. I’m not sure it’s made for a family broadcast.”

What a FUN period of hockey

Mich and Marty sitting in a tree S C O R I N G

MIGHTYYYYYYY MIIIIIIICHKOV

The refs absolutely got that one right. Get off the ice, Greer

JJ’s little chuckles every time the crowd boos Cutter is absolutely delightful

The Winnipeg Jets get: enough people to fill an entire starting lineup plus a bonus The New Jersey Devils get: one (1) guy who got the Presidential Medal of Freedom and then refused to show up for training camp

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I went on my first airplane at 3 months old. I say that not to brag, but because I missed the joy of being really sentient during it. I still love air travel and looking out the window, marveling at the view and the experience. I love this thread ⬇️

My therapist told me tonight that it's okay to have emotions. I think this was my response.

It’s really rare that the Flyers benefit from a missed call like that. I’m sure there will be a makeup later

Bouch knowing his own shutout streak to the second is beautiful

Is that Goal Knuble I see?

Hell yeah Sixers. I’m all in

Shout out to the woman masking right behind the commentators. I see you queen

These commentators keep saying "for the first time this season," brother this is both teams' first games. EVERYTHING is for the first time this season.

flyers win somehow

Look at all those smiley boys

Talk about taking a hit to make the play, sheeeeesh