Lyse

Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.

The difference between tragedy and comedy is time

I get that history is probably not his forte but JFC this is egregious

I was blissfully unaware of H3 until this last week and I resent my new knowledge

Have the second half of the periodontal cleaning this morning 🦷😱

The feminine urge to smack someone upside the head and demand to know who gave them a drivers license

Has anyone ever used a buffer without getting hit in the kidneys at least once?

Time to leak some of @badposter.lol selfies

Mental health acceptance. There is still a LONG way to go but dear gods - the difference between the 80s (I don’t remember the 70s) and now is astounding.

I need Scooby snacks and tots

“If your identity depends upon somebody else staying beneath you, you never stood very fucking talk to begin with” Goddamn

Why do these people hate cookouts?

Appears that there IS a limit to notifications. Not the number I expected, tho

Them: Oh, I’m boycotting Hobby Lobby. Me: because of their LGBTQ+ discrimination? Them: no, their antiquities smuggling. Me: …wat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_L...

Did Space Invaders ever have a sit down arcade version with a trackball or am I just dreaming? I swear I remember spending hours sitting at this game but can’t find any version that matches.

Is there anything cuter than a kitty falling asleep mid biscuit making?

When is it no longer a “really late nap” and instead “going to bed freakishly early”?

You can take the entire works of three authors with you to a desert island - who are you taking? 1) Terry Pratchett (duh) 2) Jean Auel 3) hmmm - this is the hard one. Do I go with highbrow and wordy, like Dickens? Do I go with entertaining and wordy, like King? McCaffrey? Heinlein? 😳😧

Giving Tabi aggressive head pets

Forgot to show my latest project. So you’re getting both the before and current.

If the USA is so great why'd they have to make USB, huh?

men sliding into dms

How long have I been in the wrong feed?!

Four versions of me: 😠🥰😏🤨

This was an amazing idea

Watched a vid about a workplace shooting where the manager and a specific coworker were the specific target. “The rest of the workers were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time”. They were at their job during their scheduled shift! That phrase pisses me off with it victim blaming vibes

I swear to god if I get one more door hanger for fucking Drazen I’m gonna…I’ll…well, I’ll be pissed about it

Salem has to make sure I stay warm while knitting my husband a cardigan. He’s selfless that way

I did not realize he is a Halloween baby

Thinking today about an old manager. He used to regularly rearrange the med room to “be more efficient” and would get annoyed that it would end up back the way it was within days. Finally had to point out he was 6’3 and the average nurse using the med room is 5’5. WE COULDN’T REACH THE SUPPLIES

Should I wake and bake

An elected official’s job is to represent the will of the people, not to convince the people that they are wrong.

Tabi is rabbit kicking her stuffed fish

Not that long ago I had no idea who Nathan Fielder was. I kinda miss those days

Well, duh

These chuds do not grasp the nuance between “being mean” and “being a sociopath”.

Lmao. Pulled up to the coffee stand to get sweet sweet caffeine before training. Barista turned around, saw me, and immediately blurted “but it’s not Sunday!” Lmao.

I don’t wanna. Don’t wanna don’t wanna don’t wanna!!

Tabi is in the hallway screaming. Apparently I have been awake too long and she is demanding I go upstairs

Ugh. I have to go into work tomorrow for Skills Fair and I’m mad about it