March

Trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary ppl are nonbinary, gender is a spectrum, the patriarchy hurts everyone, and I like stating the obvious. Good day.

If you do a funny bit on Bluesky, I think you should call it a biscuit.

I FEEL LIKE A HUGE DICKHEAD okay well maybe yelling this into the void will help with the disproportionate emotional dysregulation and if it doesn't there's still podcasts and cross-stitchings and doing other stupid things to cover over already-done stupid things so everything will be FINE I'm FINE

muting all but the fun/comforting accounts is better than staying off bsky for three more weeks. This Is Better, Mr Lipvig. This Is Better!

Gonna hide from the internet for the next four weeks because I'ma be extremely busy with choir and stuff kthxbai

Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

List game! Yes please! Am I capable of? cooking: yes whistle: very yes draw: ish? paint: walls yes, pictures not really swim: yes english: OH yes dance: yes sing: yes drive: no gifting: sometimes write: yes guitar: alas no speaking: all quotes&opinions all day unless infodumping

why are you trans? wrong answers only. POCKETS

What if Black Russian but rum instead of vodka? 10/10 cocktail no notes is what, but for the life of me I can't think of a name that wouldn't rightfully get me cancelled. (Also I'm too lazy to look it up.)

tfw you're enjoying a rare sit-down at a train station and a giant reeking pungent ambulant scent cloud with *allegedly* a human being inside sits down right next to you so that your two choices are 1) standing or a) choking #firstworldproblems but seriously people UNDERDO YOUR SCENT

@gemmachaos.bsky.social is a literal rockstar and I'm going to marry her. I'm going to marry a literal rockstar ✨💖✨

Just saying it was easier to say no to my best friend offering me a drink of Martini Fiero when we were sixteen and our crush was also drinking than it is to stop reading a webcomic I dislike when I'm already late-ish for work now that I'm forty-yep

Faut faire le travail per imparare l'italiano without being distracted door alle andere talen die ich lernen möchte

I may be a hugger, but if YOU are NOT a hugger, then I do not get to hug YOU. Huggers gonna hug, but nonhuggers are NOT gonna hug. It's not like there's only two of us around! If you're a hugger, hug other huggers! If you insist on hugging nonhuggers, you're a hugger AND a harasser.

Is there a name for the specific type of seasonal affective disorder where you just, mentally and physically, go to frkn pieces around either equinox? Catch the kind of bug that lies you flat for a week or more, along with a massive existential breakdown, every March & September like calendarwork?

I'm still floating on a compliment I got last night that boils down to "your singing voice is enby". 🥰🥰🥰 Even if I get zero of the two solos I auditioned for, it was so worth it for hearing that alone.

Okay, who heard the word "medicane" (Mediterranean hurricane) for the first time and made the conscious choice to make that a thing? It's the *stupidest* word I've ever seen. YOU ARE CALLING A STORM A MOBILITY AID, YOU CHATBOTPUSHERS.

Also, IT IS NOT. GOING. TO BE. GOOD. IS IT. Watching this would be contributing to trans people getting their lives ruined for SLOP. If you watch this, you pay for murder and humiliation WITHOUT ENJOYING YOURSELF.

I'm not transgender, I'm postgender. Wait no. That sounds unforgivably pretentious and as if I'm still in Uni which is stolen valour. Exgender? Aftergender? Fuck it. I'm March and my pronouns are they/them.

Okay, who let Bloody Stupid Johnson into Cubetown

TIL the word "lexile" and my internet-ridden brain simply cannot accept that it doesn't mean "the state of being banned from reading anything whatsoever"

Bitterness is a paralytic, but spite? Spite is its own reward, y'all.

looking forward to work tomorrow because being a friendly neighbourhood office drone is 1,000 times easier than being a person at the moment

That's how it starts. With the admission that real cases do exist, but they're rare and don't need to be accounted for in mainstream society because we have special places for r-words, and special jobs for t-words that decent people don't have to think about.

In the sentence "Amazon destroys old books for AI training", why is everyone so much more up in arms about the 'destroys old books' part? every place in the world that produces and/or stores books, destroys them all the time. I'm entirely on the side of "destroy LLMs, not books", but pulping=trad.

Nooooooooo please not yet it's too soon for having to wear socks and tracksuits in the house nooooooooooo my summerrrrr 😭🥶

stupid hormones stupid lungs stupid muscles

think I need to take my soci(et)al engagement all the way offline. This way of communicating is seriously fucking with my brain, and reasons to suck that up and push on are dwindling fast. Not gonna unsubscribe from any patreons or anything, but... the real world is where I wanna be. Best to y'all.💖

For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolutely mandatory item it must include? A small container, like a tobacco or mints tin, filled with many-currency coins (preferably obsolete). Bonus points if it originally belonged to an elderly relative.

need a shrink to tell me why, short of monastic solitude, my ideal writing environment emotionally requires invisible ink. if you so much as glance over my shoulder at my first draft, my brain WILL scream at me to self-immolate in front of you, and i'd very much like it to stop doing that