🏳️‍⚧️Macabre Barbie 🐕 Arf!

They were "roommates"

Happy spooky season to all who celebrate 🐈‍⬛️🎃🧙‍♀️

Im thinking about becoming all about Metalocolypse and Dethklok

Out costume ahopping for the little dude fit check 🎃🐈‍⬛️

You expect me to believe this is where a trans pired?

He asked me to be honest

Egg cracked at 32 Transition at 32 HRT at 32 Current age 37

Keep living Keep surviving Keep being your beautiful self and keep spreading kindness 💙

I have one of these btw, i answer things! ngl.link/macabrebarbi...

🪻 go piss girl i mean faggot

On my less-used dating app My profile: "straight up, i will not reply to 'hi, hey, hey baby, hey beautiful.' Be creative, read my profile." App: "you have 99+ new messages!" The messages: "Hey" × 40 "Hey beautiful" x 25 "U so sexy" x10 And one message from "Biggie" what? I thought you "hey" 😒

This interaction reminds me of this, i think it's going well 🤭

We can have a little drama as a treat 🩸🖤🩸

If you see this, skeet a picture from your device with no explanation.

Happy Friday! Would you let me bite you?🐕 Bonus, it's prolly illegal 🤭

Someone please send me to this profile haha

She really wants to play, anyone willing to give her a treat? 💖🐕

So *that's* why i never get my pussy ate! Im just a degenerate trash puppy, happily rolling in mud.

I will be vibing till im out of my mind cuz i don't want to think today ✨️💖✨️

"Know she just puppy" 🐕 Notable mention of "People will even post no guys" 😂

This is Allie 🐕 She works at puppgygirl hooters and is just the most playful puppy you will ever meet. She may mess up your order but you will definitely like what you get. 13/10 🐶

The flag has gone woke! Pass this on to the anti-woke crowd. Guess they'll have to stick to their other flag from now on. Bonus! Pretty girl 💖🌸

Almost there everyone! When i get to 5000 i'll post a request!

And who they didn't approve of

My greatest consolation is how right wing extremists are wrong about everything, always. So all the right-wing apologists saying 'calm down! Everything will be fine! Friends fight and stay friends!" Means that it's actually so Jover.

switch 2

There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Are girls named Gwen just based? Searching for someone here and realized im already following several Gwens and all the ones i wasn't already following seemed pretty cool haha

“Can we go outside and play now?” “Soon, boy.” “You said that ten minutes ago.” “As soon as I finish my cof-“ “Oops.” “You did that on purpose.” “It slipped.” “I’ll get my coat.” “Excellent.”

This is mallory, mallory overcomes life through positive self-talk. Mallory is stronger than me. Be like Mallory bitch.

Bribing the president for a pardon by posing as under age, then Chris Hansen walks in...

They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation. Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians. Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.

My pussy misses yours, we should schedule a playdate

Based

Love to see anyone quoting Ashnikko 💙💙💙

Arby's Dating App we have the meets

dear black women,

Good mornie 🎶

Babbs, that's the back rooms