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all the love to becca devens and the fam! 🩷

It’s under 50° in New York which means it’s heating pad weather 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

If James Talarico loses next month blame it all on me. I live in New York and have nothing to do with Texas, but I have ignored his what I estimate is approximately 433 texts asking me for money. So.

I’m one minor inconvenience away from a nervous breakdown bc work has been so crazy and I just got off a call about something I knew nothing about and did not work on that ended with a contractor saying joking but seriously “this entire project hinges on [me] doing this asap! no pressure!!”

I have never heard of H3 or Ethan so I imagine this is what it felt like for people who didn’t know who Ned or the try guys were

I’m still stuck on how they messed up the mole reboot

Don't make unnecessary journeys, don't take risks on treacherous roads, and don't swim in the sea! #Survivor #Survivor51

And Johnny is gonna lose killer dinner I’m so fucking over today

this week has been so fucking ass man

I’m truly sick to my stomach how can this be

Someone tell the #Survivor 51 cast they’re allowed to vote out a man

I’m literally sick, if we lose ANOTHER woman I’m going to fucking scream #Survivor51

men who manspread on the subway deserve to die 🩷

@mactalksbb.bsky.social END TIMES

Guys I’m so scared #dwts

I was just going to be soooo mad about the show ending with Connor and Tyler (sorry Connor stan bloomfs 🫶🏻) and then I remembered that we still have Julia… I’m not gonna be ok #dwts

Running it back for Harry’s parents and wife AND child on stage right right #dwts

I’m literally sobbing #dwts

opened instagram to a video of turner saying “as you know I’m 27 and getting a divorce” AS I KNOW???

AND THIS INCLUDES TRANS WOMEN BTW

and now Darren brought CC out of singing retirement at his concert the other night… I’m literally fucking terrified rn

the expectations remix ft Chappell Roan is what I imagine the Barrett/Quinn link up felt like spiritually

Julia Stiles dancing to “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” and dedicating it to Heath Ledger……

Don’t draw a heart next to my name when you vote me out #survivor51

Adding the tag so he knows I’m not fucking around #Survivor51

And looks like another woman is going home… #Survivor51

I am very invested in the Ori, Jelly, Devin trio so I’m gonna need them to win immunity so I don’t lose any of them or more women thanks!!!!! #Survivor51

a girl: [does some insane shit like be in a showmance on survivor] her gay: honestly, work

That segment was so long I was thinking they were gonna cut to Kilby saying he hated him 😭 #Survivor51

Kristin is so transcendently cool that Brady couldn’t even call her “Brodie” — he broke character and just straight up called her a “stud.” #survivor51

KRISTEN BRILLIANT ICON SEGMENT!!!!!!! #Survivor51

I forgot about this jump scare over the weekend #Survivor51

If a 4th woman goes home in a row I’m gonna dox Jeff Probst

Still thinking about CAI saying Harry didn’t do a samba and then scoring him an 8

This Coach Jackie/Derek Hough back and fourth is quite literally everything to me

tyler and banana man, your time is coming #soon #dwts

the vibes were so up because everyone knew all night this was Guillermo’s swan song lmao 😭 #dwts

can we agree tho that Amber had the best dance of the night? #dwts

dedication night next week… #dwts

the judges getting onto jenna for her choreo and not val for his… #dwts

the whiplash is crazy 😭 #dwts

I was worried they would clock Harry #dwts

not to tin foil hat but it’s getting to the point where they’re not even trying to hide the abc affiliates being scored on a curve #dwts

OH DAMN!!!!! #dwts