mae

mae

@maedotmkv.com

Let’s usher in a new era of death together. https://msisters.mov/ https://www.divinehammermovie.com

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It’s crazy that AAA games have spent the entire PS5 generation chasing insane fidelity and not single one looks better than Red Dead Redemption 2. The streets are calling it “having an artstyle.”

the purple gorilla is bonzi buddy right? are we scared of bonzi buddy now? that’s cool haha.

I wrote almost 1000 words about Minecraft Verity on the letterboxd page for Obsession today. [https://boxd.it/gYCTMN]

does anyone know if there’s a definite list of 2010’s internet celebrities who got addicted to meth? i’m thinking of getting into tier list content.

i don’t think we should be executing people and we really shouldn’t be livestreaming it. i’m sort of an informal expert on the whole watching people die thing, live streaming thing and having opinions on the mass syndication of violence thing but it just doesn’t seem good. it seems bad!

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Something about being behind the wheel of a large automobile driving 80mph down the highway is so cozy. Sometimes I can't help taking a little snooze 😴. But don't tell anyone else haha 🙈 anyone else got any cool #favoritenapspots ?

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i gotta link up with one of those new al-qaeda revivals and do a collab. would yall be into that?

idgaf if i get brain damahe they wont be able to stop me from chewing on those little plastic floss sticks

0 likes after 4 hours her ass is JUMPING OFF THAT BRIDGE

Linus@linuspw.bsky.social

oft debated, but I've confirmed it through my own research; the body has 3 zones: Hair, Face, and Body.

super metroid is quite good and made me cry just a teeny tiny bit.

mae@maedotmkv.com

metroid 2 can hang though.

i'd like you all to meet my new friend Keylime the future-panic-finish-ribbon-master. Despite being the easiest pokemon in the game to rng it still took me multiple hours but im so happy with her. shes gonna be an awesome shiny mamoswine someday..........................

all of my worst nightmares involve my teeth falling out, my adult friends dying in school shootings (or gas bombings) and tweets about youtube videos that annoy me.

today I tried to live stream super smash brothers brawl, and my Internet went out six times and even worse I had to play super smash brothers brawl.

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Replying to @serebii.bsky.social

chien pao what are you doing with that man... chien pao come home and play mouse on stick with me... chien pao i have tuna fish for you very tasty... chien pao.........

metroid review

Linus@linuspw.bsky.social

after yesterday's morph ball-buster of a stream @maedotmkv.com and i watched negative reviews of metroid 1 on the tv and it felt like when a friend brings you dirt on a common enemy it was so cathartically vindicating

prophetic.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

‘Darkwing Duck’ Reboot Ordered to Series at Disney+ With Mark Hamill, Seth Rogen in Lead Roles variety.com/2026/tv/news...

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it's really amazing that a group with their reach chose to shout out one of nintendo's most under-loved franchises. i really hope this got more people into the series!

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mae@maedotmkv.com

i am shaking. i just got my second 8192 shiny while playing at a local vgc event. i was grinding for the thief kings rock and fought maybe 20 slowpoke??? dude?????????????

i am shaking. i just got my second 8192 shiny while playing at a local vgc event. i was grinding for the thief kings rock and fought maybe 20 slowpoke??? dude?????????????

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me at the GDC coke and/or sex and/or hot-tub party: "yeah im kinda working on the ultimate classic game. it's called Moylo" and then i snort some hot tub and sit in the coke. i was a plus one, btw

me and hazel are streaming a roundup of a games made, changed, canceled and colored by 9/11. it'll be very serious and smart, trust. mae.rip

its crazy how the best P!ATD songs are all from the brendon urie solo adventures. like yes pray for the wicked is maybe the worst record ever made. but vlv? ugh! you wish your aging millennial made new perspective.