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@magicswordk.ing

He/him, ∀ce. Hag King. My psyche is propped up almost entirely by vtubers and mecha anime. Technically an award-winning Psychology researcher. Failgirl Taxonomist, Plamo and 3D Printing hobbyist. AI Delenda Est. MagicSwordKing on most things

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I recognize that I can be kind of an asshole at times unfortunately I'm also smart and funny and my ass is fat so it's a burden everyone just has to bear

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Love 2 be in so much pain im in bed by 4:30 Can’t wait for my doctor to be back at work so I can start getting my back unfucked, this shit sucks, gang.

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I'm doing coursework for my Geography class and I had to pause this video to screencap this fucking guy and his ludicrous facial hair what the FUCK is going on here

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This is a serious video about climate change, too, you cannot be a serious science man and also have this facial hair you need to pick a lane, my guy, doomsaying or whimsy what's it gonna be?

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I'm screaming. I'm just screaming. I'm screaming out loud, and I'm not screaming any words I'm just screaming. what the FUCK

Jack Saint@lackingsaint.bsky.social

HOW ABOUT MAKING A SEQUEL TO BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL

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*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.

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Business Tip! Don't run your company in such a manner that makes people actively petition the Houthis to blow you up.

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A BioWare anecdote from my ancient past: in 2003, I was dating my first high school girlfriend over the summer. I bought her Neverwinter Nights for her birthday and she bought me Knights of the Old Republic for mine…

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I was so excited that she almost dumped me when I said I could just pop by to pick it up rather than wait for when we actually had a date. Given how the rest of the relationship went, I think that was kind of valid, though! Especially now that I know I’m ace!

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@magicswordk.ing

Mom Prime when I was a teenager said I’d grow out of video games. In retrospect, she was probably right that I’d stop playing them but it’s not that I outgrew them, it’s that the industry decided to fucking kill itself in like eight different ways all at once

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Veilguard was good, actually. When you factor in the fact that they had to hard pivot from making it a goddamn Destiny clone at the eleventh hour, it's something like a minor miracle that game turned out as well as it did.

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@magicswordk.ing

Waiting for my therapy appointment to start may not SEEM like the best way to celebrate #ShirouDay, but what is therapy if not sharpening the sword of the self?

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Obviously as a true hero of justice you just make a new track entirely out of swords that leads away from everyone

BrandUnsafeOne@brandunsafeone.bsky.social

Wait what am i talking about im Shirou Emiya i have unlimited swords

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Fire Emblem Scirocco discourse would not be fixed by more people watching Zeta Gundam but that WOULD make it a lot worse in a very funny way

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The only surprising thing here is not seeing Vegeta given his well-established thoughts vis a vis The Government

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Hoping all the Umamusume fans being radicalized by the US government refusing to issue visas ahead of a concert discover that one Korean dude’s YouTube channel where he makes Umamusume Juche propaganda videos

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The guy who did this went on to be the showrunner for fucking Young Sheldon, just in case you still didn’t think we live in cartoon world.

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It really is crazy that you learn more about the Agarthans whole deal like ten minutes into Dietrich's route in Fortune's Weave than you do in the entirety of Three Houses

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The number one thing that sucks about currently being behind on coursework is that I do not have time to go see You Can See Everything this weekend and I desperately want to. Da fucken movies are back and here I am churning out discussion posts and blog posts like a dipshit

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Finished up Theodora’s part one route in Fortune’s Weave. I liked the maps in this one better than for Cai’s part one. I love Theodora as a character but her route’s writing is somewhat weaker, imo. Also I need these writers to stop making so many people want to fuck Cai? He is a BOY let him LIVE

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Theodora’s little crush is somewhat understandable but there’s one scene that is just buck fucking wild in terms of the choices made. I get it, she’s secretly a huge dork ass dork. Still, at least wait until you’re more than ten feet from the goddamn sewers, girl!

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Okay but I did just see her support conversation with Theodora and this woman really did have her entire life changed by getting the shit beat out of her by a muscular amazonian queen

Mitch @ The Game Boy Abyss@gameboyabyss.bsky.social

#fireemblem

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"but MSK they only have a C support" yeah because the B and A supports would have gotten the game rated Adults Only for violence and also sex violence

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Going to class which, today, consists of walking around a big park that is next to a casino because we live in hell world and of course a site of national history and myth as important as Valley Forge is literally next to a casino now

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Holy shit I’m dying laughing AES isn’t even a socialist he’s literally just a brown guy! I can’t wait for a text-free version this is vital poasting material right here

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