Poultrygeist

Poultrygeist

@mainmandarin.leftfield.city

Toon & Freelance Antagonist. Writer of Plotsburg Press. The coolest & best at everything. Likes slapstick, birds, and yelling. 🧡🦊 @aurapuffs.bsky.social (He/Him) 💪🏻🦆 https://linktr.ee/mainmandarin

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ME: So I'd really like a group picture. I know 12 or 13 characters is a lot, but I really like your other work and I think your style would be perfect for this! HIERONYMUS BACH (WHOSE SOUL I TRAPPED IN MY CRYSTAL MATRIX AND HANDED A WACOM TABLET): may I please have another of these "Coking Colas"

I would like to apologize to Fine Arts BlueSky for getting his last name wrong (it's Bosch, my mistake), but I think I deserve infinite pats on the back for sinking "Hieronymus" from the three point line

Today was long and tedious and exhausting. Tomorrow will likely also be tedious and exhausting. But: I exist at the same snapshot of evolution as possums and I get to think gently holding them. So honestly it all evens out

After some mental math I have realized these were both written when I was high out of my mind at Furry Migration, so it’s really cool I managed to capture both times the broken clock was correct

HEY IF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO’S FANTASTIC TO WORK WITH AND MAKES GORGEOUS SUITS: MARK YOUR FREAKIN CALENDAR (I’m the 🦨 here and I cannot begin to tell you how much I love the 🦨 here)

Studio Pinali@pinali.net

It's time! We will be opening for our next batch on November 2!

Eric Bauza was a generational talent. Modern Looney Tunes really only found its footing with someone like that breathing fresh life into every one of those characters, and it's rare you see someone so clearly relish their work at every stage. Rest in peace. Thank you for what you did for toons. 💚

Wildwood was excellent!! A really fun take on YA fantasy, fantastic voice acting, and super useful confirmation that magic is real and that Laika is full of wizards because what do you MEAN that was STOP MOTION

Yes I SHOULD try to lose weight to be more comfortable in this body. But like, I’m not gonna be comfortable in ANY body that doesn’t have fur and a huge red nose and white gloves for hands and a smooth featureless crotch and a tail big enough to smuggle fine art inside. So yes, make it a large soda

There were a few chill skateboarders who got photos with us as we were wandering around the green space, and when I saw this sign I asked if I could borrow a deck. As I got in position, all of them started cheering and one yelled "OH I SEE YOU, BIRD MAN!!" Minneapolis is cool, I think

You're a little embarrassed you forgot to wear a costume to the Leftfield Halloween party. About to leave, you feel a tap on your shoulder. "Ain't looking the part, hon? I got just the thing for that." You get the feeling you probably shouldn't accept her help. (🎨: @atroxchobatsu.bsky.social)🦊🧪

Update: I’ll have a lot to do but it went extremely well and my boss said I did a good job. *jumps into Meowscarada’s arms and she carries me in to the wedding chapel*

Poultrygeist@mainmandarin.leftfield.city

I have an incredibly important meeting in eight hours that’s going to shape the next three months of my professional career but here I am, lying awake, thinking about all the Pokemon I want to kiss

I have an incredibly important meeting in eight hours that’s going to shape the next three months of my professional career but here I am, lying awake, thinking about all the Pokemon I want to kiss

Something wicked this way comes... #DuinoIsLive #DuinoIsUndead REPOSE! A dungeon-crawler-styled horror game that features the scariest thing of all: going to work!! 😱 (also I think "work" in this case is ghost salvage, so) Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toOOOOoon in! 👻 www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

🧠: hey have you ever properly reconciled how Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends giving the manifestations of childhood creativity their own agency and a continuing desire to be desired had a profound effect on you 🦆: … 🧠: oh are you too busy designing sidewalks for the city in your brain 🦆: SHUT UP

“You’re never too old for imaginary friends and they’ll keep loving you if you love them” was a concept adolescent me clung to like a doorframe in an earthquake. This show informed a lot about my creativity and my identity. …and, uh. And my taste.

I’ve been at King Richard’s Faire for about 30 minutes. The stats are as follows: -Fursuit count: 2 -Ralsei count: 3 -Llamas I got to pet: 1 -Swords I’ve wanted to buy: 8 It’s really cool but dangerous. If anything happened to this crowd, Dropout would go out of business immediately

Something wicked this way comes... #DuinoIsLive #DuinoIsUndead SUPER CASTLEVANIA 4! It's got all your Halloween favorites- skeletons, medusa, ghost, skeleton again, blonde himbo, maybe even some kinda vampire! What value!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toOOOOoon in! 👻 www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

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WIP I'm chipping away at of an animatic of Wile tooning along to the bridge of Weird Al's "Hardware Store"! Maybe I'm late, but in hindsight, the contents of a hardware store really do seem to go hand-in-hand with a toon's bag of tricks xD #Weirdal #wileecoyote #hardwarestore

I want to go home & write a long scene centering on three of my characters on one’s ever heard of but I have to sit here and Spreadsheets. I want to describe the overzealous AC leaving pale vapor on a mahogany desk as if it had been licked by a ghost, but I have to SPREADSHEETS. There is no justice

After trying Deadlock for the first time tonight, I believe I've come up with an optimal build that will help me in every match: 1. Close the game 2. Uninstall the game 3. Type "Vyper All Conversations" into YouTube

I get overwhelmed easily in PvP games, so adding lane awareness & buildcraft on top is six bridges too far. This gameplay was made in a lab to torture me. But I LOVE the world and characters, and I will continue to relish that. The dude with the spooky jacket who killed me 40 times can rot, though

You barely see the flash of steel before I’m behind you, sheathing my katana. Is that a shiver running through your spine, or the nighttime breeze…? The habaki clicks into place. You gasp your last. All of my clothes explode into confetti. I’m naked now. You’re fine. Wait. Shit. Do over

Someone at work asked if I use AI models to write my emails. No, dude. Lazy people use AI to talk like /me/. I’m gay and have a degree in literature. I write stuff like “every day I am burdened with the mortifying weight of flesh” and it’s about having to run an errand when my tummy hurts a little

You find yourself in the Coconut Falls Retirement Community. The distant hubbub of the city is drowned out by crashing surf and the slothful plucks of a banjo, the elderly skunk fussing with it inviting you to sit a spell while he dusts off his singing voice... 🦨🪕🎶 (🎨: @eightbitbeetle.bsky.social)

Would anyone have interest in me offering my services as an editor? I’ve got formal training and two years of experience I could apply to stories, poems… heck, even posts! For friends in the past I’ve done a few pages in return for a sandwich, which also works because I like taking lunch money.

*adjusting clip-on tie* Hey if you have any business inquiries, you can reach out to me at plotsburgpress@gmail.com. (Or shoot me a DM here, if that’s easier!) You can also read my writing for others here! Which you should, because I think it’s pretty funny. www.furaffinity.net/user/plotsbu...

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