Mako

Mako

@makovar.bsky.social

Totally not a shark...Don't chat me, I'll chat you.

940 followers1.4K following284 posts

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The legacy of Lara Croft is in your hands, and we want to give you a chance to win! Tomb Raider IV-VI is now available for open-preorder, and to celebrate we're giving away two Standard Edition bundles and a Collector's Edition bundle! bit.ly/43geyBp

bit.lyTomb Raider IV-VI Giveaway!The legacy of Lara Croft is in your hands, and we want to give you a chance to win! Tomb Raider IV-VI is now available for open-preorder, and to celebrate we're giving away two Standard Edition bundle...

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If you threatened to deport a bishop because they advocated for mercy, you’re not a follower of Jesus Christ.

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if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

Remember, if you feel the need to protect yourself these next four years that a shotgun with buckshot is best for those without extensive shooting experience.

When reporting people to the community, please give a link to their profile. It makes it infinitely easier for followers to also report since search doesn't bring you to the persons profile.

(Doctor)"I wanna perform this procedure" (googles procedure at home) "This procedure is used to look for lung cancer" (Me, now concerned) "Fuck".

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What could go wrong filling an open-top trampoline with 400 balloons on a windy day? "Nothing!" Speaks the couldesac filled with the popped remains...

(Trump during his last term to immigrants in cali) "Thanks for helping to put out those fires, now GTFO" Gee, how thankful, warm, and welcoming.

It's almost as if the bots/scammers don't get it. Chat me first, you show me who you are. It's a free and useful service I didn't sign up for.