Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

one day i will ride the world of these creatures

every mfing day with this shit

Butlerian Jihad when

i could lose $80 billion so easily. someone please give me $80 billion and i will lose it MUCH more efficiently than Anthropic.

Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

hey whatcha got there is that for me can i have it are you going to give it to me

mosquito flew right up my pee hole

the problem with allowing AI users to be the deciding voice on whether or not AI is conscious, is that the vast majority of AI users are feckless rubes who can barely recognize consciousness in humanity

if anything ever gaped its maw at me i would try to wear it like a glove

if we lived in the Normal Timeline the Shane Gillis’ of the world would actually be working in tire shops instead of playing tire shop employees on my television

this man is inventing hairlines previously thought scientifically impossible

everyone shut the fuck up please i am trying to poo and it is NOT going well

i poop with the door open even when I’m not home alone. i am the king in my home

they were called NSYNC because they spent so much time together that their reproductive cycles became aligned

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Siddhartha Gautama:

Watching Bake-Off as a Yank is so awesome. You can understand what they call pudding, biscuits, etc. but suddenly they’re saying, “Toby’s cake will have all the classic Gingham Day flavors, in the form of Swat the Grump,” and then they make like a carnival game where you shoot lobsters with a cannon

The Commanders told me defenses keep eating their quarterbacks so I asked how many quarterbacks they had and they said they just go to the draft and get a new quarterback afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding quarterbacks to defenses and then Dan Quinn started crying.

Ruin a book by adding a word: Twink Annihilation

take a guess at what the rest of this account’s feed is. did you guess anime porn? because it’s anime porn.

i feel like i could lay an egg if i really tried. i just don’t want to. there’s nothing a stupid freaking bird can do that i can’t do.

no ai is conscious. all humans are conscious. except those from ohio. hope this clears it up.

trading drugs and alcohol for a crippling nicotine addiction may not have been the smartest move, but it beats being dead I guess

there is only one of me. so if i get murdered that’s the equivalent of 8.3 billion murders

very cool that the GOP has dropped all pretense and has firmly established themselves as the Pro Rape party

every day that passes i become more and more vindicated

it’s 8pm EST. time to be off-puttingly aggressive in my mutuals’ mentions

bassists are antishippers. "bassist" is an oppressive class, like swagsexual people or Albanian people.

they should make an ass that doesn’t need wiping

Bigfoot is real and he tried to kiss me on the cheek but I didn’t notice and turned away at the last second and he accidentally kissed me on the neck and now we just sort of avoid each other when we’re at social functions

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

happy October baseball

somebody is going to need to physically hold me back from buying this

it’s pretty wild to be more mad at the women who are (rightfully) angry at cisgender men as a group than the cisgender men who are staining us all with their horrific actions

i am so good at my job when I’m not a sniveling anxiety-paralyzed piece of shit

ok this is an absolutely INCREDIBLE bit of investigative journalism and it led to real world consequences and I think it’s important to support these journalists

NEW: Brown Brothers Media — the vast content network scaled through the heavy use of AI + fake writers w/ fabricated credentials — has halted publishing amid what appears to be a Google crackdown on many of its sites. BBM may have been earning 64m+ readers per month. futurism.com/artificial-i...

I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.

a white boy can listen to mitski in a lesbian manner, as a treat

remember when “the national debt” was the number one talking point for republicans?

i know I can’t be the only one who is sick of the podcast format of “guy who is telling a well researched true crime or historical account to his dipshit friend who doesn’t know jack shit about anything”

Lowtax speedruns keep getting faster