Becca From The Mont

Zelda is also enjoying some extra snuggle time. She is inconvenienced by my work schedule.

Voted but I didn't get a sticker. Maybe we will get a democracy instead 🤷‍♀️

It's so hard getting my kids up and ready on Mondays. Their excuses are pretty legitimate, though. "But I don't want to wear pants!" "My bed is more comfy on school days!" I get it, kiddos, I do...

I ❤️ this nugget.

BYOP (bring your own pillow) we are going to bed early tonight.

First date idea: you let me marinate in a tub of warm, liquid Advil.

"I thought we were going to a French restaurant?" he said with a puzzled face. "Oh, hah, I could see how that could get mixed up. We aren't *lunching* at a restaurant called Trebuchet, I am *launching* you in a Trebuchet."

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My son has decided that his favorite food is steak, which is great because his sister is obsessed with sushi and avocado toast 😵‍💫

With the new AirBnB rules, I'm loving hosts flipping out about the changes. So many want to start their own website, but who would book a vacation with "you need to scrub the dishes and wash the sheets and take the trash to the dumpster and pump the septic" .com

First slow-cooker beef stew of the season 😍 My house is going to smell soooo good in a few hours.

His definition of "shoot your shot": asking me out. My definition of "shoot your shot": loading him onto a catapult.

13 hour work day today, I'm going to be out past my bedtime 🙃

The Lt. Governor's campaign for re-election is "I don't care about politics, I care about Vermonters." Then, sir, why are you running for political office? Dude grows weed illegally (which is impressive in a state where it's legal), and gets into fights with road maintenance crews. Bruh.

Goodnight, moon.

She speaks like she doesn't use paragraph breaks.

Timeline cleanse: www.wcax.com/2026/10/18/b...

I know people outside of the US are exhausted from US folks apologizing but... I still will. He's awful. We all know it. We don't want to take over Canada, or Greenland, or Mexico. We are embarrassed for him. We are embarrassed for us all.

Snow on the mountain 🤍

I just ate a burrito so aggressively I hope it was a masochist and enjoyed it.

Took the afternoon off, which I feel guilty about but... yeah I need to heal. Cat purrs and the new season of The Diplomat (and lots of ice) will heal me.

My ear is (understandably) hard for some people to look at, so I bought a TON of supplies to sort out how to bandage it up. No matter what I do, I end up looking like a Trump supporter. Also, very hard to bandage because the stitches go completely through my ear. I need a discreet ear pocket.

Woke up in the middle of the night. Lidocaine and Advil both wore off 😭😭😭

9 stitches later and my ear is no longer swollen! Kinda of rude that they didn't bedazzle the stitches, though. Let's hope this solution sticks!

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.

Good morning from the sticks

Same, shopping cart. Same...

Scheduled for a procedure tomorrow to help fix my Angry Ear. I just hope it results in a good night's sleep.

I accidentally drank caffeine after 4 pm and that was a horrible idea.

I'm just now realizing that I don't think I've had sex at all this year. I'm fine with it. I used to fold my fitted sheets. For *years*. Similarly, when I stopped I've had no negative side effects.

Did you have to let it linger?

Christa Pike should not be in jail, she should be in a penthouse suite with unlimited room service, massages, and every amenity she could ask for. Maybe an ankle monitor while they sort things out, but NOT back in jail. Seriously, people.

Sorry but I’m under blankets and over doing things

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Hi, yes, my ear keeps getting worse. It's swollen and painful, but at least it's also unbearablely itchy.

singular - goose multiple - geese singular - moose multiple - meese

A bank in Nebraska randomly sent me bank statements, names, and an address for someone who is definitely not me. Called the bank -- ope, our bad. Tried to call the FDIC -- not our problem, transferred me to the OCC (?) OCC (?) -- you can only submit a complaint in writing Me: eff it, not my problem